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Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« on: May 07, 2019, 12:38:11 pm »
Met 2SD se terugkoms herinner dit my aan die keer toe Chuck doodgegaan het, maar nou is hy weer beter. Was dit al die tyd 2SD gewees?

Blykbaar kan 2SD se trane kanker genees. Dis net jammer 2SD het nog nooit gehuil nie.

Wanneer die tokkeloshe gaan slaap kyk hy eers onder sy bed vir 2SD.

As mens vir 2SD vra hoe laat is dit, sÍ hy altyd "dis 2 sekondes voor...". As jy vra "voor wat?", dan roundhouse skop hy jou deur die gesig.

Gedurende die 2de wereld oorlog het 2SD vliegtuie afgeskiet, deur eenvoudig na hulle te wys met duim in die lug, en te sÍ "Bang!"

2SD is nie geseŽnd soos 'n perd nie... perde is geseŽnd soos 2SD.

2SD het eenkeer met Lance Armstrong gekompeteer om te sien wie het die meeste ballas. 2SD het gewen met 5.

Daar is nie verskillende rasse nie... net lande met mense wat deur 2SD pimpel en pers geslaan is.

2SD kan deur 0 deel.

2SD het al tot oneindigheid getel... 2 keer!

2SD kan sagteware skryf deur klomp ene en nulle te teken op papier. Die papier is sodat ander mense kan vestaan, though.

2SD kan titanium sweis, deur daarop te piepie.
 
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2019, 12:41:40 pm »
I thought everybody knew already.
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2019, 01:24:03 pm »
Wie is Chuck Norris, ek ken net ve 2SDan? ;) :lol8:
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2019, 01:26:07 pm »
Wie is 2SD?
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2019, 02:09:16 pm »
Chuck Norris het net die rol in "Walker, Texas Ranger" gekry want 2SD was weg daai naweek.
 
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2019, 03:52:49 pm »
2SDan? Nog nooit van haar gehoor nie.....
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2019, 04:11:37 pm »
Wie is Chuck Norris, ek ken net ve 2SDan? ;) :lol8:

Ja, die Chuck Norris, ek ken haar ook nie.
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2019, 09:07:01 am »
Ek het nou die dag my LandCruiser stasiewa gewas, seker te hard gevryf, nou het ek n Jimny. :peepwall:
 

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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2019, 12:33:14 pm »
Ek het nou die dag my LandCruiser stasiewa gewas, seker te hard gevryf, nou het ek n Jimny. :peepwall:
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2019, 12:54:02 pm »
Ek het nou die dag my LandCruiser stasiewa gewas, seker te hard gevryf, nou het ek n Jimny. :peepwall:
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2019, 01:42:44 pm »
As 2SD in die spieel kyk om te skeer dan sien hy fokkol.....daar kan net een 2SD wees....

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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2019, 02:06:51 pm »
2SD is soo lekker ou , eers KILROY like home bietjie
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2019, 04:25:04 pm »
2SD is soo lekker ou , eers selfs KILROY like home bietjie

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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2019, 05:16:45 pm »
2SD is soo lekker ou , eers selfs KILROY like home bietjie baie

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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2019, 05:48:44 pm »
Ons raas nie, ons help jou.
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2019, 06:03:47 pm »
Ons raas nie, ons help jou.

ek weet ........................... baaie dankie  :laughing4:
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Re: Is 2SD ons eie Chuck Norris?
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2019, 06:37:47 pm »
Ons raas nie, ons help jou.

ek weet ........................... baaie baie dankie  :laughing4:

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