Why the EXC five-hunny is a shit adventure bike

[mox]

WTF is with the black am orange?  Green makes you go faster  blue makes you jags.

[Rossdog]

Tobacco companies and shabeens also hate them. They are so capable and so much fun, people forget to smoke or stop for Zamalekas.

[2StrokeDan]

Tobacco companies and shabeens also hate them. They are so capable and so much fun, people forget to smoke or stop for Zamalekas.

Sounds more like bad brakes.

[Kaboef]

Tobacco companies and shabeens also hate them. They are so capable and so much fun, people forget to smoke or stop for Zamalekas.

The makers of Preparation H and Myprodol apparently had a hand in developing the seat.
They pay Xpat and Damaraland a lump sum per post about using the 500 for adventure trips.

[Catchy]

Tobacco companies and shabeens also hate them. They are so capable and so much fun, people forget to smoke or stop for Zamalekas.

Not so sure about this...........

[2StrokeDan]

 

Not only a shit adventure bike, but it drives the owners to alcohol.

[Sláinte Mhaith]

Tobacco companies and shabeens also hate them. They are so capable and so much fun, people forget to smoke or stop for Zamalekas.

Not so sure about this...........

Menlyn?  Do you still go there often?  The route still worth it?

[McKracken]

Reason #1: The fanboys come up with colloquialisms like "five-hunny" and make all 500 riders sound like poofters

Don't forget my personal favourite: the Alphas

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[BuRP]

it encourages robust discussion

 

OK, if it looks shit on the trailer then you have the wrong one, probably an old sjalopie wif leafsprings ek se.
Get something more modern, a Maersk box springs to mind 

[BiG DoM]

Reason #1: The fanboys come up with colloquialisms like "five-hunny" and make all 500 riders sound like poofters

 

5 X honey pots =  1 thumper single 

[Damaraland]

Not only a shit adventure bike, but it drives the owners to alcohol.

Can confirm - I was a teetotalling angel before I got my Alpha 5-hunny. 

Now it seems my trips consist of riding from shebeen to shebeen.  Had to ride all the way up the Marienfluss for this beer.

Shit bike also has me drinking Black Label as opposed to proper Namibian beer.

[BiG DoM]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

[Damaraland]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

[BiG DoM]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

I thought she was a body guard? 

[Damaraland]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

I thought she was a body guard? 

Alas, while we desperately needed protection from vicious hartmann zebra's I think my first post established already that the subframe is useless and shit and can't carry a significant amount of weight.

[BiG DoM]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

I thought she was a body guard? 

Alas, while we desperately needed protection from vicious hartmann zebra's I think my first post established already that the subframe is useless and shit and can't carry a significant amount of weight.

I thought she would be riding wingman for the tailgunners.

[2StrokeDan]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

I thought she was a body guard? 

With those 3 hooligans she has to guard her own body.

[Kaboef]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

I thought she was a body guard? 

With those 3 hooligans she has to guard her own body.

Hulle is nie Kawasaki ryers nie.

[2StrokeDan]

Looks like a proper cuddly Brokeback party - even the chicken is gobsmacked looking at the limp wrists and brown noses

That's nothing - look at the condescending look the shopkeeper is giving us.  Think she heard we trailered from Windhoek to Opuwo

I thought she was a body guard? 

With those 3 hooligans she has to guard her own body.

Hulle is nie Kawasaki ryers nie.

Ja, Kawa ryers sou daar aangekom het vol energie.

[Runner]

Elke Maandag oggend lyk dit so by die shop, net fucked up 500's, net van naweek ry, so hoe is dit moontlik laat so kak bike ver kan ry vir adventure?