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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #240 on: July 16, 2019, 05:02:53 pm »
Hey, tit cop ................... wakey, wakey .................. it's been an hour and these pics are still here.
I’ve been out with women with more hair on their chests than Dave.  ::)
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #241 on: July 16, 2019, 05:04:36 pm »
Are you allowed disreputable visitors yet, which ward?  :biggrin:


Still ICU.
No more face photos, far too distressing.
Last day of free, unlimited morphine.
Going to town.
Had a shot every 1.5 hours since 03h00 this morning.
Am absolutely motherfucked out of my head.
Ooh.
Time for another.
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #242 on: July 16, 2019, 06:18:27 pm »
 :laughing4:

Get well soon Dave.  :thumleft:
 

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #243 on: July 16, 2019, 11:16:03 pm »
Were you wearing an open face?
I wonder where that gravel road goes? And that, has usually made all the difference. (Apologies to Mr Frost)

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #244 on: July 17, 2019, 06:57:11 am »
Were you wearing an open face?

I heard always otherwise the helmet traps the smoke and visibility gets extra difficult.

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #245 on: July 17, 2019, 07:39:30 am »
Nope.
Shoei hornet.
My arai was obviously a vastly superior helmet.
Crashed many times withb no facial injuries ever.
 

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #246 on: July 17, 2019, 08:22:26 am »
Nope.
Shoei hornet.
My arai was obviously a vastly superior helmet.
Crashed many times withb no facial injuries ever.

But how can you tell if there is facial injuries?
 

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #247 on: July 17, 2019, 01:37:47 pm »
Nope.
Shoei hornet.
My arai was obviously a vastly superior helmet.
Crashed many times withb no facial injuries ever.

But how can you tell if there is facial injuries?

You can see the extreme facial damage here. Not sure how he looked before, but that is some seriously bad reconstruction if you ask me. (Possibly NSFW )




Still can't believe the 690 bit you this hard.....   maybe a BMW 310 next time :pot:

















ok ok I'll stop..... get well soon!
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #248 on: July 17, 2019, 01:39:35 pm »
Nope.
Shoei hornet.
My arai was obviously a vastly superior helmet.
Crashed many times withb no facial injuries ever.

But how can you tell if there is facial injuries?

A bit like a mangled Volla that falls off a flat bed. Some of the 'damage' could end up being corrective
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #249 on: July 17, 2019, 01:41:45 pm »
they had to remove his johnsson to safe his life... ::)
 

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #250 on: July 17, 2019, 01:43:36 pm »
they had to remove his johnsson to safe his life... ::)

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #251 on: July 17, 2019, 08:04:55 pm »
he still looks the same  :thumleft:
 

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #252 on: July 17, 2019, 08:49:31 pm »
they had to remove his johnsson to safe his life... ::)

Wasn't being used anyway, so no worries.
Thought it might give me a weight advantage, but it turns out there is a massive difference in views from straight down and from the front.
No matter the reportedly 'cute' appendage will make its way to the penis museum.
Its going to feature next to the whale penis to give a perspective of the various sizes they come in.
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #254 on: July 17, 2019, 09:53:11 pm »
Dude you need to stop blikseming off.
When I met you, what, 10 years ago, you were in a knee brace. Took you a long time to get that leg going again, and you aint getting younger.
Heal soon!
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #255 on: July 17, 2019, 11:20:24 pm »
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #256 on: July 18, 2019, 02:38:15 am »
:pot:

I'm guessing the morphs is wearing off  :-\

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #257 on: July 18, 2019, 07:40:13 am »
Dude you need to stop blikseming off.
When I met you, what, 10 years ago, you were in a knee brace. Took you a long time to get that leg going again, and you aint getting younger.
Heal soon!

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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #258 on: July 18, 2019, 07:43:11 am »
Sorry to hear about your accident Dave but glad you are mending well and funny.  :thumleft:
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Re: Ganjora down...........
« Reply #259 on: July 18, 2019, 09:55:55 am »
Wait till the morphs work off...

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