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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #80 on: September 03, 2019, 01:24:19 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game?

we dont compete in the pretty penis competition.....its about cubic inches, suspension, durability, all the things your girlfriend dreams of while having sex.....the KTM is a lot like having sex with someone else's girlfriend...your pretty penis means shit to her.....the only thing she is worried about is having a good time...... :3some: :imaposer:
« Last Edit: September 03, 2019, 01:26:00 pm by chicco »
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #81 on: September 03, 2019, 03:56:39 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game? 

Uhm

I am an X GS guy... oeps


I strongly feel you should get a bike based on passion and capability, if your number one consideration when buying is focussed on reliability then something is wrong.
Especially as KTM is a lot more reliable than it gets credit for, and do with the T7 what you do with the 790 and it will definitely break first.

So


Keep it real T7 folks
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #82 on: September 03, 2019, 04:38:53 pm »
My 10c on this.
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #83 on: September 03, 2019, 04:48:18 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game? 

Uhm

I am an X GS guy... oeps


I strongly feel you should get a bike based on passion and capability, if your number one consideration when buying is focussed on reliability then something is wrong.
Especially as KTM is a lot more reliable than it gets credit for, and do with the T7 what you do with the 790 and it will definitely break first.

So


Keep it real T7 folks

You do not understand what breaks bikes.

More than anything else, it's weight. The XT660Z broke frames when Rovrat, Andy660, Eon de Kock, etc rode them like 690's, forgetting that a 690 weighs 50kgs less than a 660.

But......the T7 and the "ready to race" uhm,,,,,weigh the same. :biggrin:

 

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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #84 on: September 03, 2019, 04:50:16 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game?

we dont compete in the pretty penis competition.....its about cubic inches, suspension, durability, all the things your girlfriend dreams of while having sex.....the KTM is a lot like having sex with someone else's girlfriend...your pretty penis means shit to her.....the only thing she is worried about is having a good time...... :3some: :imaposer:

This is it .................. end of discussion  :thumleft:
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #85 on: September 03, 2019, 05:03:02 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game?

we dont compete in the pretty penis competition.....its about cubic inches, suspension, durability, all the things your girlfriend dreams of while having sex.....the KTM is a lot like having sex with someone else's girlfriend...your pretty penis means shit to her.....the only thing she is worried about is having a good time...... :3some: :imaposer:

You're right, because after the sex you can just leave the girl with all her kak behind and move on. :pot: :pot:
 

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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #86 on: September 03, 2019, 05:39:05 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game?

All I noticed was you ride a Yamaha and are obsessed with other guys penis :peepwall:
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #87 on: September 03, 2019, 07:00:03 pm »
KTM riders are filling BMW riders' socks when it comes to the "I am offended" thing.

Guys, KTM's are great, and I do not think this T7 is as much of a threat as you seem to believe. :pot:
 

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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #88 on: September 04, 2019, 07:51:12 am »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game?

we dont compete in the pretty penis competition.....its about cubic inches, suspension, durability, all the things your girlfriend dreams of while having sex.....the KTM is a lot like having sex with someone else's girlfriend...your pretty penis means shit to her.....the only thing she is worried about is having a good time...... :3some: :imaposer:

All good and well, that is until she realises that you and your member has reliability issues :imaposer:
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #89 on: September 04, 2019, 09:14:01 am »
KTM riders are filling BMW riders' socks when it comes to the "I am offended" thing.

I agree, I prefer to remain silently confident with my KTM

As they say ....silence is golden and Duct tape is silver :imaposer:
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #90 on: September 04, 2019, 03:22:45 pm »
KTM riders are filling BMW riders' socks when it comes to the "I am offended" thing.

I agree, I prefer to remain silently confident with my KTM

As they say ....silence is golden and Duct tape is silver :imaposer:

Just banter, that's all it is. :thumleft:
 

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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #91 on: September 04, 2019, 03:26:32 pm »
KTM riders are filling BMW riders' socks when it comes to the "I am offended" thing.

I agree, I prefer to remain silently confident with my KTM

As they say ....silence is golden and Duct tape is silver :imaposer:



Just banter, that's all it is. :thumleft:
But of course :ricky:
« Last Edit: September 04, 2019, 03:26:56 pm by Clockwork Orange »
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #92 on: September 05, 2019, 12:46:49 pm »
Has anyone else noticed that the average KTM racer,,,,I mean rider has started to compete with the GS rider on the "My penis is prettier than yours" game?

All I noticed was you ride a Yamaha and are obsessed with other guys penis :peepwall:
And of everything I write the word "penis" is what strikes you the most,,, you go dude!
 

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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #93 on: September 05, 2019, 02:36:42 pm »
there should be a meme for this

its like playing the race card, you just play the penis card when all else fails...
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Re: Yamaha has just launched a 990....well sort off....
« Reply #94 on: September 05, 2019, 04:08:17 pm »
there should be a meme for this

its like playing the race card, you just play the penis card when all else fails...
I'm trying not to offend the cone boy's by saying "Dick measuring"