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I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« on: August 31, 2019, 03:01:35 am »
I did a job at a house down beachside today.

The owner has a couple of beautiful machines.

All original, he started them for me, they start and run perfectly. We chatted bikes for a long time...

I got wood looking and lusting at them  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

The little blue one doesn't even live in the garage, it lives in the lounge  :deal:  :ricky:

and no, they are not for sale  :(
Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.
 

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2019, 06:58:38 am »
Nice !!

My brother owns that exact same CL175, also in blue. :thumleft:
 

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2019, 07:10:00 am »
The mummy in the background didn't look too shabby either.  :sip:
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2019, 07:13:14 am »
Nice!
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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2019, 07:45:03 am »
The mummy in the background didn't look too shabby either.  :sip:

Funny that. Was thinking that pic didn't really show much detail of the bikes but then it may just be me.
 

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2019, 01:45:08 pm »
Lekker bikes!
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2019, 04:31:32 pm »
Love that Elsinore 👍
 

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2019, 04:51:10 pm »
Love that Elsinore 👍

Thats not an Elsinor...The Elsinor is a two stroke. That 250 XL is an awesome bike.I would love to get my hands on one....or a 350 XL 
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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2019, 05:09:04 pm »
Love that Elsinore 👍

Thats not an Elsinor...The Elsinor is a two stroke. That 250 XL is an awesome bike.I would love to get my hands on one....or a 350 XL
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2019, 07:14:53 pm »
Love that Elsinore 👍

Thats not an Elsinor...The Elsinor is a two stroke. That 250 XL is an awesome bike.I would love to get my hands on one....or a 350 XL

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2019, 07:23:45 pm »
Love that Elsinore 👍

Yes, the Elsinore's were 2strokes, you may be thinking of the "Motosport", which was these 4stroke models from Honda.
 

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2019, 07:47:20 pm »
Wow! :thumleft:
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2019, 07:53:00 pm »
I actually owned an Elsinore many years ago.....not one of Hondas greatest achievements. Very pretty bike....the chicks loved it, but I traded it in on a Four hundred Four Super Sport....now that was a machine.
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2019, 07:59:17 pm »
The Motorsport series where flipping awesome. Those bikes were unbreakable...totally bullet proof. I had a mate who had an SL 125 and we tried very hard to kill this thing ...we never succeed.  It just kept on going . They dont make em like this any more.
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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2019, 08:21:13 pm »
Love that Elsinore 👍

Yes, the Elsinore's were 2strokes, you may be thinking of the "Motosport", which was these 4stroke models from Honda.

Sure, I erred with mixing the  Elsinore with the Motosport Series
 

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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2019, 08:30:35 pm »
You're forgiven....take 50 lashes with a wet shoe lace... :biggrin: :biggrin:
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2019, 08:42:02 pm »
You're forgiven....take 50 lashes with a wet shoe lace... :biggrin: :biggrin:

Shot, punishment fits the crime  ;D
 

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Re: I discovered a garage full of biker porn today
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2019, 10:30:59 am »
This brings back so many memories.
I also had a XL 250, exactly the same as this one, XR 500 R and then a XL 650 R.
All bought brand new from Papa's Honda in Windhoek in the 70 and 80's.

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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2019, 12:01:35 pm »
I once rode an XL250 absolutely wide open with a pillion for 110km's highway to suddenly end at a red robot in a city.... where it obediently ticked over, idling dead happy as if it did so daily.
Amazing bikes them  :thumleft:
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2019, 12:47:20 pm »
Def. worthy of wood!!! Nice.