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Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« on: October 03, 2019, 07:13:58 pm »
Life is so serious. Let them funnies come.

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2019, 12:53:19 pm »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2019, 12:57:17 pm »
« Last Edit: October 07, 2019, 12:59:39 pm by TheBear »
#33 #BRADICAL!
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2019, 12:58:39 pm »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2019, 01:24:56 pm »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2019, 09:04:35 am »
« Last Edit: October 08, 2019, 09:05:23 am by Komin »
I'm not totally useless - I can be used as a bad example
 

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2019, 11:32:12 am »
At last a 1200 GS priced correctly

https://www.onedayonly.co.za/jeronimo-battery-powered-bolt-motorbike-4-20191007.html

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Jy vir jou een gekry? :lol8: :lol8:
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2019, 11:10:40 am »
At last a 1200 GS priced correctly

https://www.onedayonly.co.za/jeronimo-battery-powered-bolt-motorbike-4-20191007.html

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Jy vir jou een gekry? :lol8: :lol8:

Nee nog nie - ek is bang vir die slag wanneer jy die battery moet vervang.  Dis mos waar hulle jou vang met die after market pryse.  :biggrin:
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2019, 11:12:55 am »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2019, 11:18:21 am »
Whale
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Makes you sound like a drunk Scotsman.

But:

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2019, 06:06:24 pm »
Might fool some
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2019, 06:21:11 pm »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2019, 06:22:06 pm »
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No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everybody on the the couch
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2019, 06:22:44 pm »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2019, 11:57:21 am »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2019, 12:10:55 pm »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2019, 02:14:39 pm »
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If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2019, 06:29:05 pm »
Something to test out while intoxicated over the weekend.
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2019, 08:07:52 pm »
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 :imaposer: :imaposer: dit het my 'n tydjie gevat  :thumleft: