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Offline Bill the Bong

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #140 on: January 18, 2021, 01:11:13 pm »
Some signatures - lot of them from here.
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I've noticed that most, if not all, conservative posts here, get the below signature....  :biggrin:

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #141 on: January 22, 2021, 01:48:36 pm »



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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #142 on: February 05, 2021, 09:47:42 am »
True !
...dis nooit te laat om n happy childhood te he nie !

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #143 on: February 05, 2021, 12:13:21 pm »
My motto!
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #144 on: February 05, 2021, 08:56:58 pm »
My motto!

Ja nee, maar ons mag mos nie  :lol8:
...dis nooit te laat om n happy childhood te he nie !

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #145 on: February 08, 2021, 02:08:58 pm »
Anyone know a Liverpool supporter, looking four one
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #146 on: February 08, 2021, 02:30:28 pm »
Anyone know a Liverpool supporter, looking four one
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #147 on: February 08, 2021, 02:34:12 pm »


the bit at the end is brilliant
 

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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #148 on: February 08, 2021, 09:30:50 pm »


the bit at the end is brilliant
Dude... 35 minutes.... no, just no.


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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #149 on: February 08, 2021, 11:30:23 pm »


the bit at the end is brilliant
Dude... 35 minutes.... no, just no.


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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #150 on: February 09, 2021, 09:16:09 am »
'Zactly, this is comedy club. Cartoons and one liners. Life's too short.
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #151 on: February 12, 2021, 05:51:16 am »
Hhhmmm...
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #152 on: February 12, 2021, 08:47:20 am »
Hhhmmm...




I know that guy, and all his friends. Alan Keah, Phillip Sedd, Stanley Naiffe, and Bobby Jahn.
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #153 on: February 12, 2021, 08:53:09 am »
You forgot Screw the Driver.
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #154 on: February 12, 2021, 09:04:11 am »
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #155 on: February 12, 2021, 09:06:02 am »
Hhhmmm...

Ek sien nie 'n GPS op daai skoeter nie so Tenmil gaan verlore raak.  :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #156 on: February 12, 2021, 09:06:45 am »


I know that guy, and all his friends. Alan Keah, Phillip Sedd, Stanley Naiffe, and Bobby Jahn.

 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2021, 09:44:43 am »
:o
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Re: Funny quotes, memes and laughable matters
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2021, 10:18:12 am »
Hhhmmm...

Ek sien nie 'n GPS op daai skoeter nie so Tenmil gaan verlore raak.  :imaposer: :imaposer:



Dis hoekom my sokhets gaan altyd verloer.

Maar moenie worry nie, ek gaan send Fred Cutter en Tommy Barr vir hom te soek.  :biggrin:
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