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Re: The Quest
« Reply #100 on: November 26, 2008, 11:36:34 am »
After yet more flirting and foreplay....I am about to reveal my choice within the next day or two. Be warned that this won't be for sensitive viewers! :dousing:

\0/!!  Can't wait, have been visiting daily to see which lady is going to be asked to save the last dance!
 

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Re: The Quest
« Reply #101 on: November 26, 2008, 05:35:58 pm »
After yet more flirting and foreplay....I am about to reveal my choice within the next day or two. Be warned that this won't be for sensitive viewers! :dousing:

Are you going to take her home, stroke her gently and indulge in hours or foreplay or get right down to it and ride her hard?  >:D
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #102 on: November 26, 2008, 06:05:25 pm »
Is money a limiting factor ?

If not there can be only one.

 

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Re: The Quest
« Reply #103 on: November 26, 2008, 06:19:45 pm »
Shark WTF was that before someone made an adventure bike out of it  ???  >:D
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #104 on: November 26, 2008, 06:23:52 pm »
BMW X-Challenge with the Touratech parts catalogue attached.    *droooool*
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #105 on: November 26, 2008, 06:59:40 pm »
'Kay, but it does not have flickers  :'( Otherwise looks MEAN!
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #106 on: November 26, 2008, 09:42:42 pm »
Still a farking BM  :peepwall:
 

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Re: The Quest
« Reply #107 on: November 27, 2008, 02:46:26 am »
Nee wat Jonix, what's taking you so long bru?  I'm off to bed now, have to go queue for a license disc in the morning for an EXISTING bike.  Half the view count on this fred of yours is me checking in every few minutes, cannot handle the suspense any longer, will keep checking in from the cellphone while in the queue though :: :biggrin:
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #108 on: November 27, 2008, 05:59:05 am »
An enjoyable post I ignored for a while as I thought it was a Garmin "Quest" hread ::) ::)
When is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?
 

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Re: The Quest
« Reply #109 on: November 27, 2008, 07:05:52 am »
Excellent bit of fun, and totally accurate because its expressly a person quest.

It is unfortunate how often one has to choose between a plump girl who will look after the kids and a porn star, though.  My GSA is a good wife but I have to say I find almost any katoom more sexy.
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« Reply #110 on: November 27, 2008, 07:30:15 am »
Excellent bit of fun, and totally accurate because its expressly a person quest.

It is unfortunate how often one has to choose between a plump girl who will look after the kids and a porn star, though.  My GSA is a good wife but I have to say I find almost any katoom more sexy.

Spot on!
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #111 on: November 27, 2008, 09:21:19 am »
Apologies for the wait - I got thumped by a hostile case of redwine and lost my ability to type. :-\
I promise to have something up before the end of today. :thumleft:
 

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Re: The Quest
« Reply #112 on: November 27, 2008, 09:28:21 am »
Apologies for the wait - I got thumped by a hostile case of redwine and lost my ability to type. :-\
I promise to have something up before the end of today. :thumleft:

Celebrating with your new lady?  ;D
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« Reply #113 on: November 27, 2008, 12:16:42 pm »
Erm.....tap,tap,tap.....past midday already :patch:
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Re: The Quest
« Reply #114 on: November 27, 2008, 01:11:52 pm »
My Quest took me through an exhilarating couple of years in finding my ideal partner (bike). As stated earlier: One that is Adventurous, Sexy and Fun ‚?? for me the complete package. I recon we are seriously spoilt for choice and there is something out there for everyone. I also found that it is not just about the bike ‚?? there is a whole lot more to it. Depending on your choice, you WILL be judged by most in one way or the other. This makes it quite difficult to stay objective in picking a girl (read bike) for what she is and not because of certain perceptions surrounding her family (read brand). It is also quite difficult to not be influenced by the marketing hype surrounding some of these families and really go for what you like. In the end, you have to live with her!

I would ideally want more than one girl. I mean who can say no to a solid chick in the 1200 GS who doesn‚??t really like camping, but will at least try‚?¶ or the big-boned 1200 GSA who has a lot of stamina in that big tank, but maybe struggle with the fancy footwork. What is more, both of these girls come with a family guarantee that if she gives you any shit, you call them and they will sort her out. Even the pretentious Dakar will vibrate nicely in the mix and I am sure can be fun at times.

Then, who doesn‚??t want a KLR? These down-to-earth fun loving guys are truly happy with their partners and as a purist ‚?? maybe everybody should at least test the sexual waters across the colour divide.

In the end, I recon all of us are closet Polygamists! But if I have to make a choice.....

 

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Re: The Quest
« Reply #115 on: November 27, 2008, 01:48:36 pm »
closet polygamist - one who marries lots of cupboards ?
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Re: The Quest (...choosing a "partner")
« Reply #116 on: November 27, 2008, 01:56:28 pm »
Come on Jonix!!!!........we are waiting!!
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Re: The Quest (...choosing a "partner")
« Reply #117 on: November 27, 2008, 01:59:54 pm »
She sneaked out:
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Re: The Quest (...choosing a "partner")
« Reply #118 on: November 27, 2008, 02:01:33 pm »
A polygamist means you actually have made this choice, what if you stay a monogamist -- you have made this choice but sometimes look at the others merely for purposes of appreciation? I suppose this should not be confused with being a polygamist  ;D ;D ;D  :peepwall:
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Re: The Quest (...choosing a "partner")
« Reply #119 on: November 27, 2008, 02:11:31 pm »
She sneaked out:


WELL GO AND BLOODY FIND HER!

Or to see a picture of her, will have I have to look on Police FIle? ;)
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