Ah, my sort of corner......
(Not) Funny you say that, I had two of them on my 500 last Saturday - on tar yes.
Leaving my home was nobody's but my own fault, but coming back some idiot had spilled diesel on a roundabout - Brooklyn Circle, the center too high to see it

I landed next to a girl with a scooter, already up and parked, and the first thing she said was "I also fell there!".
Shame, she hadn't even noticed there was diesel - so I showed her by riding back to the spot, and effortless spin the rear on it whilst standing still!

Shit happens I suppose...
