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For those that love a bit of dark humor. >:D

Warning: This thread may offend.
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2020, 12:45:37 pm »
Be interesting to see who like this sort of thing? :biggrin:
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2020, 01:14:28 pm »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2020, 01:36:18 pm »
its only funny until you or your family is in that situation.
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2020, 01:47:32 pm »
thats not dark, thats grim...  :lol8:
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2020, 01:50:20 pm »
Haha top class stuff

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2020, 01:53:00 pm »
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork

Q: You know what's so great about dead baby jokes?
A: They never get old.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2020, 01:53:01 pm »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2020, 02:08:22 pm »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
This made me laugh out a little bit too loud, I think I need help.

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2020, 02:10:59 pm »
its only funny until you or your family is in that situation.

Then it's hilarious
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2020, 02:15:51 pm »
its only funny until you or your family is in that situation.

Then it's hilarious
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2020, 02:16:30 pm »
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2020, 02:20:09 pm »
Doctor comes out to the waiting father-to-be, carrying the baby. As he gets to the dad the doctor drops the baby but breaks the fall with a drop-kick, sending the baby over the balcony rails. Doctor's like, "Oops, lol".

"What the fuck are you doing!? Oops?? LOL!??", exclaims the dad.

"I'm just fucking with you", the doctor says, "he was born dead."
 

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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2020, 02:44:52 pm »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2020, 03:49:48 pm »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2020, 10:34:32 pm »
thats not dark, thats grim...  :lol8:

Yep, I'm definitely here...  :biggrin:
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2020, 04:58:40 am »
Some of them are funny . Those that I find not funny is the ones I dont understand.  :imaposer:
Humans are garbage so keep em coming.  :thumleft:
Animals on the other hand I really love even though I am not a greenpeace treehugger and save the world type :sip:
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2020, 06:25:30 am »
Daily darkness
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2020, 07:14:59 am »
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