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Offline windswept

Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #60 on: July 19, 2020, 03:24:36 pm »
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade ?

My favourite joke of all time!

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2020, 03:31:37 pm »
You can’t marmalade it up your girlfriend’s ass😂😂
 
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2020, 05:39:48 pm »
You can’t marmalade it up your girlfriend’s ass😂😂

Actually you can, but it takes a special kind of relationship...
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Alcohol is essentially nature’s Leatt Brace – with it, you might not be able to move worth sh*t, but you can take a slam or two and be no worse for the wear.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #63 on: July 19, 2020, 05:40:19 pm »
what do you call a guy in the ocean , with no arms and no legs ?........ buoy

Bob  :biggrin:
Alcohol is essentially nature’s Leatt Brace – with it, you might not be able to move worth sh*t, but you can take a slam or two and be no worse for the wear.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #64 on: July 19, 2020, 05:41:11 pm »
Everyone in the autopsy room was excited,
It was open Mike night...
Alcohol is essentially nature’s Leatt Brace – with it, you might not be able to move worth sh*t, but you can take a slam or two and be no worse for the wear.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #65 on: July 19, 2020, 07:01:14 pm »
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade ?

My favourite joke of all time!

I laugh every time I hear it ................................................. ever since I was a kid  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2020, 10:50:57 pm »
Dark humour is sometimes found in real life.

I laughed when I read that one line. If the journalist did it on purpose. Well played.

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #67 on: July 20, 2020, 06:00:38 am »
You can’t marmalade it up your girlfriend’s ass😂😂
Haven't laughed this hard in a long time :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #68 on: July 20, 2020, 07:22:04 am »
You can’t marmalade it up your girlfriend’s ass😂😂


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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #69 on: July 20, 2020, 07:45:54 am »
Next time you call in sick to work, ask your boss for the difference between today and his daughter.

Then tell him you're not coming in "today".

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2020, 11:23:58 am »
Let's lighten the mood...

My friend got quite upset at me a week ago. He caught me sniffing his sister's panties. He was quite upset, I guess it was because she was still wearing them. Anyway, it made the rest of her funeral akward.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2020, 11:40:24 am »
Ladies, please look away...

One mortuary attendant to the other :

That old lady in the corner has a clit like a gurkin !

What, that big ?

No, that sour !
...dis nooit te laat om n happy childhood te he nie !

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2020, 12:46:53 pm »
Ladies, please look away...

One mortuary attendant to the other :

That old lady in the corner has a clit like a gurkin !

What, that big ?

No, that sour !

FOK :laughing4:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2020, 12:51:04 pm »
Mommy, Mommy, what can we dip our rusks in, now that the sore on Granny's back has healed...?
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #74 on: July 21, 2020, 12:58:38 pm »
 :3some:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #75 on: July 21, 2020, 02:06:50 pm »
Ladies, please look away...

One mortuary attendant to the other :

That old lady in the corner has a clit like a gurkin !

What, that big ?

No, that sour !
Ek dog dis omlat hy so groen is.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #76 on: July 21, 2020, 04:16:49 pm »
Ladies, please look away...

One mortuary attendant to the other :

That old lady in the corner has a clit like a gurkin !

What, that big ?

No, that sour !
Ek dog dis omlat hy so groen is.
Waar's die braak-in-my-mond emoji?  :imaposer:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #77 on: July 21, 2020, 06:21:57 pm »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2020, 07:20:28 am »
Ok after recovering from the last joke, let's continue...
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #79 on: August 11, 2020, 02:41:23 pm »
These are kak funny :imaposer:
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