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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #80 on: August 14, 2020, 10:14:00 am »
Jokes are like people.

Not everybody likes the dark ones.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #81 on: August 14, 2020, 12:54:13 pm »
 :biggrin:
Why do things that only happen to stupid people always happen to me?
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2020, 08:54:18 am »
:biggrin:
I started raising my one hand, but then promptly slapped it down with the other one, and told myself to stop being silly.
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #83 on: August 25, 2020, 06:22:04 am »
 :laughing4:  Sub
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2020, 10:21:47 am »
Some I found rather funny....

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Thought so, tough behind a keyboard, but no balls.......
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #85 on: August 25, 2020, 10:24:51 am »
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Those sound like Steven Wright one liners...
‘I just get up every morning and go out. And I don’t let the old man in,’ Clint Eastwood
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2020, 03:18:05 pm »
 :lol8:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2020, 03:30:16 pm »
Sick.  And funny.   :imaposer:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #88 on: August 27, 2020, 04:29:40 pm »
... and again...
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #89 on: August 27, 2020, 09:31:30 pm »
eish - U boot I'm in
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2020, 11:53:01 pm »



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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #91 on: August 29, 2020, 08:12:22 am »
Yho, some of these are hectic, but it's like watching an accident... you just can't look away  :-\ :lol8:
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #92 on: August 29, 2020, 02:02:50 pm »
 :biggrin:
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #93 on: August 29, 2020, 02:28:20 pm »
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Why do things that only happen to stupid people always happen to me?
 

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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #94 on: August 31, 2020, 10:34:51 pm »



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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #95 on: August 31, 2020, 10:35:25 pm »



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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2020, 10:36:13 pm »



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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #97 on: September 01, 2020, 05:58:17 am »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #98 on: September 01, 2020, 06:28:22 am »
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Re: Dark Humour thread
« Reply #99 on: September 01, 2020, 06:57:55 am »
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There is funny dark humor and then there is wierd dark humor....
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