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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #100 on: November 24, 2008, 08:06:09 pm »
I can't remember when I have laughed so hard. Well done to all who pulled the piss out of everone and themselves along the way.  :imaposer:   :imaposer:   :imaposer:

I also need to go look thru my photos. I have proof of Bmw riders in Bmw boots, pants, t-shirt, riding jacket, helmet, gloves, bandana, tank bag, hydration pack, you name it. And then they try and pull the piss out of Plottie for a Ktm tent - I say shame on you all.......

The difference is Plottie loves his bike and everything with it,  he don't pose to be a KTM fan and biker, he lives it ad that's the way it should be.   :occasion14:

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #101 on: November 24, 2008, 10:21:19 pm »
Hei, watch it. Ek gaan julle almal moer!

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #102 on: November 24, 2008, 11:46:44 pm »
KLRs ride
1200GSs sit
KTMs pose
Hondas think about riding
Suzukis ... aww crap, I don't know!  WTF do you do with a Suzuki?

You can do a quick RTW Trip maybe??

 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #103 on: November 25, 2008, 06:40:21 am »
I can't remember when I have laughed so hard. Well done to all who pulled the piss out of everone and themselves along the way.  :imaposer:   :imaposer:   :imaposer:

I also need to go look thru my photos. I have proof of Bmw riders in Bmw boots, pants, t-shirt, riding jacket, helmet, gloves, bandana, tank bag, hydration pack, you name it. And then they try and pull the piss out of Plottie for a Ktm tent - I say shame on you all.......
But non of their kit is "look at me orange"!!
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2008, 07:02:12 am »
McBain accent on: 'Maybe they are all homosexuals....?' [off]  :biggrin:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #105 on: November 25, 2008, 07:05:23 am »
So where's Fidel??????He's not doing much to maintain ownership of the spoon....... :pot:

he's probably busy fixing something on the 640  :pot:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #106 on: November 25, 2008, 07:11:05 am »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #107 on: November 25, 2008, 07:33:05 am »
So what was this thread all about then.......

Q...What is it with KTM riders/owners?

A...We ride pointless bikes and make pointless remarks in pointless threads started by pointless people on pointless topics. Get the Point......  >:D

Mark, you're really getting insulting now. I'm living proof that Suzuki riders can make remarks just as pointless.
My bike also does not have points just like your fcuking KTM.

Keep your points!

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #108 on: November 25, 2008, 07:34:29 am »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #109 on: November 25, 2008, 07:55:07 am »
So what was this thread all about then.......

Q...What is it with KTM riders/owners?

A...We ride pointless bikes and make pointless remarks in pointless threads started by pointless people on pointless topics. Get the Point......  >:D

Mark, you're really getting insulting now. I'm living proof that Suzuki riders can make remarks just as pointless.
My bike also does not have points just like your fcuking KTM.

Keep your points!

:D

 :imaposer: :imaposer:

point taken but then my fcuking fast fabulous KTM is now pointless.. :biggrin:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #110 on: November 25, 2008, 08:23:14 am »
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD......??
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #111 on: November 25, 2008, 08:23:23 am »
WOW....been a long time since we rocked & rolled. Its good to have a bit 'o a bash huh! 8)
WoolyBully.....are you happy now  :biggrin:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #112 on: November 25, 2008, 08:38:22 am »
KLRs ride
1200GSs sit
KTMs pose
Hondas think about riding
Suzukis ... aww crap, I don't know!  WTF do you do with a Suzuki?

Stay out of the brand bashing and actually go riding ;D



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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #113 on: November 25, 2008, 08:54:09 am »
How come Vespa's get away scot free?
I wonder where that gravel road goes? And that, has usually made all the difference. (Apologies to Mr Frost)

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #114 on: November 25, 2008, 08:57:21 am »
The BMW vs KTM thing is all ego, KLR's and Vespas not ego bikes.

 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #115 on: November 25, 2008, 09:02:21 am »
KLRs ride
1200GSs sit
KTMs pose
Hondas think about riding
Suzukis ... aww crap, I don't know!  WTF do you do with a Suzuki?

You can do a quick RTW Trip maybe??



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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #116 on: November 25, 2008, 09:27:23 am »
phew,,,it appears that no Honda's  were hurt or emotionally scarred during this pointless debacle....
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #117 on: November 25, 2008, 09:48:36 am »
What are those on the side boxes?  Training wheels for sideways slides?   :imaposer:

KLRs ride
1200GSs sit
KTMs pose
Hondas think about riding
Suzukis ... aww crap, I don't know!  WTF do you do with a Suzuki?

You can do a quick RTW Trip maybe??


 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #118 on: November 25, 2008, 09:54:28 am »
KLRs ride
1200GSs sit
KTMs pose
Hondas think about riding
Suzukis ... aww crap, I don't know!  WTF do you do with a Suzuki?

You can do a quick RTW Trip maybe??



HAHA he is also a tassie trekker.

Imagine trying to pick up a bike that has little wheels on the side... the frikkin thing will be going around in circles indefinitely.  ;)
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #119 on: November 25, 2008, 09:57:49 am »
phew,,,it appears that no Honda's  were hurt or emotionally scarred during this pointless debacle....

They dont scar easily, they just laugh at some of the new comers. Like in MH's "point", no point to pove here, so all those farking BMW's and KTM's, battle on, hope you all find your place in the sun someday. Deserved or not :P
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