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Offline KT-emmer707

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2008, 04:43:44 pm »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2008, 04:45:07 pm »
I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.


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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2008, 04:47:14 pm »
I'm a twat and a half... 'cos I also got a KLR!  :thumleft:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2008, 04:50:45 pm »
What about the twats that buy TopBike magazine? Who reads that shit?
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2008, 04:51:21 pm »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2008, 04:52:36 pm »
What about me?

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2008, 04:53:19 pm »
I'm a twat and a half... 'cos I also got a KLR!  :thumleft:

hey Malibu, i cracked up laughing at that reply of yours :biggrin:

i have had kawa & honda & now KTM so that must make it :patch:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #47 on: November 24, 2008, 04:53:49 pm »
What about the twats that buy TopBike magazine? Who reads that shit?

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #48 on: November 24, 2008, 04:54:06 pm »
What about the twats that buy TopBike magazine? Who reads that shit?

ANd i'm gonna cancel the topbike subscription I got for Woolly for XMAS
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #49 on: November 24, 2008, 04:54:34 pm »
What about me?

Im a twatwaffle regardless of the bike I ride...


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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #50 on: November 24, 2008, 04:54:56 pm »
I'm a twat and a half... 'cos I also got a KLR!  :thumleft:

hey Malibu, i cracked up laughing at that reply of yours :biggrin:

i have had kawa & honda & now KTM so that must make it :patch:

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #51 on: November 24, 2008, 04:56:57 pm »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #52 on: November 24, 2008, 04:58:00 pm »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #53 on: November 24, 2008, 04:59:03 pm »
What about me?

Im a twatwaffle regardless of the bike I ride...

Can't be, a twatwaffle is useful.... :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #54 on: November 24, 2008, 05:00:30 pm »
and wooly is just sitting there watching this K   >:D >:D >:D >:D K unfold
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #55 on: November 24, 2008, 05:01:38 pm »
What about the twats that buy TopBike magazine? Who reads that shit?

ANd i'm gonna cancel the topbike subscription I got for Woolly for XMAS

And if you don't I will!  >:D
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #56 on: November 24, 2008, 05:04:08 pm »
and wooly is just sitting there watching this K   >:D >:D >:D >:D K unfold
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2008, 05:04:30 pm »
KLRs ride
1200GSs sit
KTMs pose
Hondas think about riding
Suzukis ... aww crap, I don't know!  WTF do you do with a Suzuki?
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2008, 05:06:28 pm »
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2008, 05:07:11 pm »
Its fun to bully the Wooly. :biggrin:
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