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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2008, 05:57:26 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



sjoe but they are desperate...  :lamer:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2008, 05:58:59 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



and Jacko does not even like KTM's  ;D
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #82 on: November 24, 2008, 05:59:27 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



And Jacko trust his word to write about the 450X  :o   :biggrin:

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #83 on: November 24, 2008, 06:00:47 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



and Jacko does not even like KTM's  ;D

Just cause he's the Ed of Topbike does not mean he has good taste... :biggrin:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2008, 06:00:55 pm »
I drink the one and only Truth serum

Jameson   ;D
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #85 on: November 24, 2008, 06:01:37 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



and Jacko does not even like KTM's  ;D

That is why I am worried....is there something you need to tell us?
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #86 on: November 24, 2008, 06:02:23 pm »
OMG the amount of crap spewn forth..................
Landy vs Cruiser?
Yep!

So can anyone advise me of potential damage to a BMW drivetrain?

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sclupted by hand to withstand anything
I would use the clutch
just in case
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #87 on: November 24, 2008, 06:03:02 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



and Jacko does not even like KTM's  ;D

Just cause he's the Ed of Topbike does not mean he has good taste... :biggrin:

What do you think it will take ???












to convert Jacko to tubes  ;D ;D
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #88 on: November 24, 2008, 06:04:10 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



and Jacko does not even like KTM's  ;D

That is why I am worried....is there something you need to tell us?


ons praat nie uit die tydskrif uit nie  ;D
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #89 on: November 24, 2008, 06:05:38 pm »
Jacko only use one tube.  :biggrin:


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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2008, 06:11:38 pm »
 :laughing4:

en 3l KY op 'n slag!
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #91 on: November 24, 2008, 06:15:25 pm »
So he lied !!!!!!!!




Somewhere I remember that he endowed upon himself that he was in fact un-endowed
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #92 on: November 24, 2008, 06:21:15 pm »
The newest journo/ Stig that's writing for Topbike, KTM lover, ball room expert had to hide his true feelings and support for KTM.   :biggrin:







Sorry Plottie just couldn't resist.  :peepwall: :biggrin:


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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #93 on: November 24, 2008, 06:24:46 pm »
Jeez the oke is sitting in my chair

Wonder who it is ???
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #94 on: November 24, 2008, 06:28:24 pm »
OMG the amount of crap spewn forth..................
Landy vs Cruiser?
Yep!

So can anyone advise me of potential damage to a BMW drivetrain?

The only potential damage will be if you let a KTM rider teach you how to change down. (OMG, not more crap spewn forth from another KTM rider)
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #95 on: November 24, 2008, 06:29:46 pm »
KTMs pose

Where do you get that crap idea from ????



Plotty you are no longer the KTM slut!!!   :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Check this months TopBike.
You are now TopBike slut!!!
Half the articles has been written by you  ??? ??? ??? ???



sjoe but they are desperate...  :lamer:
a ja a. Desperate times call for desperate measures.  :biggrin:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #96 on: November 24, 2008, 06:33:15 pm »
Jeez the oke is sitting in my chair

Wonder who it is ???

BTW I think you did quite a stirling job of that article old chap, very well written.  :thumleft:

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« Reply #97 on: November 24, 2008, 06:35:13 pm »
Jeez the oke is sitting in my chair

Wonder who it is ???

BTW I think you did quite a stirling job of that article old chap, very well written.  :thumleft:

seeing that we're done with the introductions and pleasantaries:

Thankyou kind Sir, and generous contributor to this forum 
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #98 on: November 24, 2008, 07:21:41 pm »
 I can't remember when I have laughed so hard. Well done to all who pulled the piss out of everone and themselves along the way.  :imaposer:   :imaposer:   :imaposer:

I also need to go look thru my photos. I have proof of Bmw riders in Bmw boots, pants, t-shirt, riding jacket, helmet, gloves, bandana, tank bag, hydration pack, you name it. And then they try and pull the piss out of Plottie for a Ktm tent - I say shame on you all.......
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #99 on: November 24, 2008, 07:38:18 pm »
So where's Fidel??????He's not doing much to maintain ownership of the spoon....... :pot:
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