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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #60 on: November 06, 2020, 10:28:13 am »
Double / Triple your life insurance, make her the beneficiary and she'll stop objecting.  :sip:
This is a big risk, almost like begging to sabotage your brakes.

If you aren't checking your bike before you ride, you deserve whatever happens.
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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #61 on: November 06, 2020, 11:51:16 am »
A tree dies without its roots and food. My life is rooted in off road bikes. If any one tries to kill the tree they will find out I am a Leadwood!
Ride it like you stole it!

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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #62 on: November 06, 2020, 02:13:53 pm »
My vrou het lankal opgegee met my. As ek weg is op die bike, en die foon lui, ry sy solank hospitaal toe.

Gravel, teer, albei crash ewe lekker.

Anyway, al ry jy net teer, teen die tyd dat jy crash is jy in elk geval op gravel...... :imaposer:
 

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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2020, 02:35:47 pm »
My vrou het lankal opgegee met my. As ek weg is op die bike, en die foon lui, ry sy solank hospitaal toe.

Gravel, teer, albei crash ewe lekker.

Anyway, al ry jy net teer, teen die tyd dat jy crash is jy in elk geval op gravel...... :imaposer:

Never thought of it that way  :laughing4:

On gravel you just wait for the pain to start. On tar the lights just go out.
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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2020, 07:18:04 pm »
Thanks to all of you guy's talking so much crap my wife has realised that I need to ride or I won't be happy .
 

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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2020, 07:29:17 pm »
Thanks to all of you guy's talking so much crap my wife has realised that I need to ride or I won't be happy .

Peanut, thank your wife the guys had so much fun in this thread.  :thumleft:
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Re: Wife doesn't want me riding gravel.
« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2020, 09:51:32 pm »
Thanks to all of you guy's talking so much crap my wife has realised that I need to ride or I won't be happy .

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