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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #100 on: December 23, 2020, 05:03:50 pm »
KTM, I believe, is missing vital signs in our mid/post covid world.

People are going to be increasingly on the lookout for better quality, even if it is a tad more expensive.  Like my grandpa buying an expensive jacket, and keeping it for a lifetime.

KTM is going the Western world's way of the last few years, where a manufacturer sacrifices quality for more profit.

This WILL bite them in the arse over the long term.
 

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #101 on: December 23, 2020, 05:18:55 pm »
KTM, I believe, is missing vital signs in our mid/post covid world.

People are going to be increasingly on the lookout for better quality, even if it is a tad more expensive.  Like my grandpa buying an expensive jacket, and keeping it for a lifetime.

KTM is going the Western world's way of the last few years, where a manufacturer sacrifices quality for more profit.

This WILL bite them in the arse over the long term.
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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #102 on: December 23, 2020, 05:33:42 pm »
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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #103 on: December 23, 2020, 05:47:41 pm »
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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #104 on: December 23, 2020, 06:07:48 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #105 on: December 23, 2020, 06:41:54 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....

Los die Yank uit!! Die feite wat hy gee spreek boekdele,  :deal:

Elke keer as Big Oil iets oor 'n KTM790 s dan tref hy een moerse senuwee raak in Runner se gestel.

Jy ry mos ook self  'n KTM 790 so hoekom argumenteer jy nie met feite teenoor sy feite wat hy hier stel nie.

Doen dit sommer ook in Engels sodat die man kan verstaan as jy hom sleg s. :-[

Speel die bal en nie die man nie of bly dan maar net stil as jy niks goed het om te s nie. ;)

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #106 on: December 23, 2020, 06:45:00 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #107 on: December 23, 2020, 06:47:34 pm »
KTM, I believe, is missing vital signs in our mid/post covid world.

People are going to be increasingly on the lookout for better quality, even if it is a tad more expensive.  Like my grandpa buying an expensive jacket, and keeping it for a lifetime.

KTM is going the Western world's way of the last few years, where a manufacturer sacrifices quality for more profit.

This WILL bite them in the arse over the long term.

Laat ons weet wanneer jou long term tydperk in werking kom, want KTM se groei in verskope verskil van jou opinie.
Terloops, daar het nog `n KTM dealer in Paarl oopgemaak, waar jy jou 300 en 701 kan laat diens, terwyl jy Yamaha skree uit volle bors.
Miskien word `n capable  shock wat begin lek, verkies bo `n shock wat jou in die hospitaal; of lykshuis sit....... ;)
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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #108 on: December 23, 2020, 08:38:52 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #109 on: December 23, 2020, 08:40:23 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....

Los die Yank uit!! Die feite wat hy gee spreek boekdele,  :deal:

Elke keer as Big Oil iets oor 'n KTM790 s dan tref hy een moerse senuwee raak in Runner se gestel.

Jy ry mos ook self  'n KTM 790 so hoekom argumenteer jy nie met feite teenoor sy feite wat hy hier stel nie.

Doen dit sommer ook in Engels sodat die man kan verstaan as jy hom sleg s. :-[

Speel die bal en nie die man nie of bly dan maar net stil as jy niks goed het om te s nie. ;)

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #110 on: December 23, 2020, 09:19:31 pm »
 :lol8: :lol8:  eish, I've had many verbal 'battles' with big oil and we've insulted each other enough to get the both of us banned for periods, but I still think he's not a bad oke when medicated properly  ;)
 

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #111 on: December 23, 2020, 09:45:30 pm »
KTM, I believe, is missing vital signs in our mid/post covid world.

People are going to be increasingly on the lookout for better quality, even if it is a tad more expensive.  Like my grandpa buying an expensive jacket, and keeping it for a lifetime.

KTM is going the Western world's way of the last few years, where a manufacturer sacrifices quality for more profit.

This WILL bite them in the arse over the long term.

Laat ons weet wanneer jou long term tydperk in werking kom, want KTM se groei in verskope verskil van jou opinie.
Terloops, daar het nog `n KTM dealer in Paarl oopgemaak, waar jy jou 300 en 701 kan laat diens, terwyl jy Yamaha skree uit volle bors.
Miskien word `n capable  shock wat begin lek, verkies bo `n shock wat jou in die hospitaal; of lykshuis sit....... ;)

Ja, my 701 se shock het my twee femurs gekos........
 

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #112 on: December 23, 2020, 09:49:14 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #113 on: December 23, 2020, 09:51:01 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #114 on: December 23, 2020, 09:56:43 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Ek hoef nie jou sussie te spyker om te weet ek wil haar nie naai nie.

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Dan moet jy die senior draadtrekker hier wees!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #115 on: December 23, 2020, 10:06:01 pm »
Vertel my hoe werk die:
Asj ywil kak kwyt raak oor n 700 Tenere mag jy nie tensy jy die ding gery het.
790 is open season.
En daai Yank hoort nie op die forum nie.Laat hy sy eie een tuis kry, of nee hulle weet ook hy is n vet ....
Die persoon wat die T7 rel ingestel het, het persoonlik nog geensins iets gemeld van die 790R in die T7 draad nie.

Verskillende fietse, wat verskillende ryers gaan aantrek.

Die T7 is darem sexy!

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Ek hoef nie jou sussie te spyker om te weet ek wil haar nie naai nie.

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Dan moet jy die senior draadtrekker hier wees!

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #116 on: December 23, 2020, 10:07:00 pm »
kry 'n yank se thread en die reaksie is........  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

 

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #117 on: December 23, 2020, 10:12:11 pm »
kry 'n yank se thread en die reaksie is........  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Wie is so dom om eens te probeer om n hoender aan te jaag??

n Hoender kom self hok toe, wanneer die tyd reg is.
 

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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #118 on: December 23, 2020, 10:15:30 pm »
Daai fokken T700 fred trek al by 200 bladsye om vir almal te oortuig hoe great die bike is, die fred is maar op bladsy 6 om te s hoe kak 'n 790 is, laat mens wonder wie is die insecureste?
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Re: IndoChina Piece of Monkey Shit 790 Strikes Again
« Reply #119 on: December 23, 2020, 10:18:45 pm »
kry 'n yank se thread en die reaksie is........  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Wie is so dom om eens te probeer om n hoender aan te jaag??

n Hoender kom self hok toe, wanneer die tyd reg is.
lyk nie of dit hier gebeur nie - die group think oorweldig die hoenders.... KTM! Ready to Race!