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Welshy, please stop. If every person on this planet evaluates themselves, they will all fall short of you. You are the best and I tried to understand what everybody was talking about, seeing that I met you and you look like everybody else.
So, from now on, when I see you or anybody else of Wilddog's knocking Welsh, I will make a statement.
Anyway glad you only said I looked like the rest, and did not say I am NORMAL. Dog, I never want to labelled as one of those grey men with 2.4 kids.
I always want to be rememberred as Douglas Adams said I fink, "slightly shimmers" when seen under certain types of UV lighting.
Maybe I should have got a Harley, but it would have been like Cal Rayburn rode, an XR750RR flat tracker, still love them, win the lottery take it out on a Harley run and fark them all off.
Welsh
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Raoul Duke