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Offline Lord Knormoer

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On a quest to save a virgin...
« on: February 21, 2021, 05:59:23 am »
The search has been long with many a maid misrepresenting themselves to win the favour of Lord Knormoer but the Knight Kevlar persevered and finally found the chosen one.

Before the crack of dawn the steed was roaring through the countryside towards a meeting with a king in nearby lands to negotiate the release of the virgin.

At the break of dawn some refreshments were procured and the hoofs of the steed inspected before embarking on the final leg of the journey.

« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 09:33:46 pm by Lord Knormoer »
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2021, 08:11:54 am »
To reach the fair maiden, one has to leave the paved roads behind. She lived a very sheltered life indeed.

 
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2021, 08:17:49 am »
Virgin?? She must be nasty then. :biggrin:
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On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2021, 09:45:29 am »
I fell in love at first glance...

« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 11:47:42 am by Lord Knormoer »
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2021, 09:51:47 am »
I fell in love at first glance...


Stunning bike ou maat - Jy is baie gelukkig om so mooi een raak te "quest"
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2021, 10:51:01 am »
Nice
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2021, 10:54:56 am »
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2021, 10:57:16 am »
Ah!
Nice find!!
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2021, 11:11:34 am »
Nice.  :headbang:
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2021, 11:17:51 am »
beautiful bike and nice helmet.
so was the lobolo as you had hoped? :thumleft:
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2021, 11:46:49 am »
beautiful bike and nice helmet.
so was the lobolo as you had hoped? :thumleft:
It was indeed. My queen offered to pay for me to bring her home...what more can I ask for?
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2021, 02:30:18 pm »
beautiful bike and nice helmet.
so was the lobolo as you had hoped? :thumleft:
It was indeed. My queen offered to pay for me to bring her home...what more can I ask for?
Very nice!
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2021, 03:46:33 pm »
beautiful bike and nice helmet.
so was the lobolo as you had hoped? :thumleft:
It was indeed. My queen offered to pay for me to bring her home...what more can I ask for?

love it :thumleft:
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2021, 05:46:42 pm »
Negotiations were concluded successfully. The young maiden will be released into my care later this week.

No restoration required apart from a good rinse but there will be some additions and customization in her future.
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2021, 06:34:56 pm »
Very nice. Enjoy. Will follow this thread with interest, procured one 5 months ago. AT doesn't get out nearly as much as before.

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2021, 06:42:43 pm »
Very nice. Enjoy. Will follow this thread with interest, procured one 5 months ago. AT doesn't get out nearly as much as before.

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2021, 07:30:19 pm »
Nice one, congratulations!

With this new steed, you can start virgin-hunting in earnest, as it can take you to places far more remote than the other one could........... :biggrin:
 

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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2021, 07:47:31 pm »
I fell in love at first glance...


Baie mooi... Many happy kilometers wished.

maar dit is Steed, not stead... verbaas Wooly het jou nog nie oor die vingers getik nie... :biggrin:
 

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On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2021, 09:32:25 pm »
I fell in love at first glance...


Baie mooi... Many happy kilometers wished.

maar dit is Steed, not stead... verbaas Wooly het jou nog nie oor die vingers getik nie... :biggrin:
:imaposer: as ek virgins jag fokus ek nie op spelling nie :deal:

PS: Fixed the spelling :thumleft:
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Re: On a quest to save a virgin...
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2021, 09:34:40 pm »
Geluk!
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