Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?

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Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?

If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson:

    * Can you actually ride a motorcycle?
    * Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
    * No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
    * Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis?
    * Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now?
    * Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you?
    * Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you?
    * Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you?


Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these:

    * Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality?
    * Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle?
    * Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)?
    * Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection?
    * Do you have major issues with self-esteem? Well, do you, ya fat pathetic fuck?
    * Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis?
    * Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience?
    * Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it?
    * Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash?
 
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