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X-rated riddles
« on: February 06, 2009, 11:21:10 am »
Here are some X-rated riddles:   >:D  :thumleft:

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how Aussies practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
 

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Re: X-rated riddles
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 01:42:36 pm »
 :laughing4: