Hmmm.
Ok, went to the Wynberg court, floor 3, court 10...

40 minutes later after the okes in trouble for that day had been dealt with, us unwashed also-in-troubles filed in.
Didn't take a photo, I'm stupid but not that stupid.
20 others in front of me, more behind, all in trouble to some degree or another.
My turn,
"Hi, I have a fine and a non-admission of guilt for a false number plate. I am guilty as sin and sorry too and want to know what I do now?"
He scribbles something on the fine, stamps it and smiles handing me back the fine,
"You don't want go to court about that second one. That is fraud and the courts don't like it. Play your cards wrong in court and it's two years in jail!"

Two days let alone two years in jail is not even worth thinking about! R2500.00 seems fair considering that its been 3 years that I rode like that and who knows what I would have chalked up given how I ride. He gave me half off the R300 for undersized and non-SABS number plate.
"Thanks, cheers"
Off to another queue.

Bend over and painfully extract R2650.00.
"Thank you sir"
I am officially not a criminal any more... for now.