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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15980 on: November 19, 2019, 09:40:03 am »
For millennia now the search for information has taken people down strange paths. Things (objects in this case) cross your path that you would not in your wildest dreams could have imagined. What struck me, however, was that the dildo was not black.
Maybe it was, and there was just too much bleach involved  :lol8: :o

Now that is what I would call inside knowledge. Kindly elaborate. As stated, I am learning.
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15981 on: November 19, 2019, 09:41:30 am »
For millennia now the search for information has taken people down strange paths. Things (objects in this case) cross your path that you would not in your wildest dreams could have imagined. What struck me, however, was that the dildo was not black.
Maybe it was, and there was just too much bleach involved  :lol8: :o

Now that is what I would call inside knowledge. Kindly elaborate. As stated, I am learning.

haha yes yes.  The ladies bleach to keep the men happy  :pot:
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15982 on: November 19, 2019, 09:42:51 am »

I am guessing some kind of fisting dildo that went too far in and could not reverse  :o  I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::)  One cannot unsee what has been seen  :patch:
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15983 on: November 19, 2019, 09:47:34 am »
Fark! If it needed surgery to remove, how the fark did it get in there? :patch:

I am guessing some kind of fisting dildo that went too far in and could not reverse  :o  I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::)  One cannot unsee what has been seen  :patch:
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15984 on: November 19, 2019, 09:48:40 am »

I am guessing some kind of fisting dildo that went too far in and could not reverse  :o  I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::)  One cannot unsee what has been seen  :patch:
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Very clever if intended!  :spitcoffee:

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15985 on: November 19, 2019, 10:55:58 am »
I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::) 

you don't really want to know that answer to that.
another question you don't want the answer to is: what goes through someone's mind before embarking on such a search in the 1st place?

The other question is what goes through someones mind before they start embarking on the action that results in the later medical extraction. Fok! That is a stretch (excuse the pun) of my imagination just too far!
I am betting this was a medical-student prank.
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15986 on: November 19, 2019, 11:06:31 am »
I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::) 

you don't really want to know that answer to that.
another question you don't want the answer to is: what goes through someone's mind before embarking on such a search in the 1st place?

The other question is what goes through someones mind before they start embarking on the action that results in the later medical extraction. Fok! That is a stretch (excuse the pun) of my imagination just too far!
I am betting this was a medical-student prank.

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15987 on: November 19, 2019, 11:09:22 am »
I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::) 

you don't really want to know that answer to that.
another question you don't want the answer to is: what goes through someone's mind before embarking on such a search in the 1st place?

The other question is what goes through someones mind before they start embarking on the action that results in the later medical extraction. Fok! That is a stretch (excuse the pun) of my imagination just too far!
I am betting this was a medical-student prank.

Neewat, daai is fkol, ek ken persoonlik 3 girls in brakpan wat daai outjie laglag kan handle..... :imaposer:

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15988 on: November 19, 2019, 11:21:07 am »
Ok, the secret is apparently out. Yes, I got paid a fair amount of money from that company so that they could make a mold from my penis for that dildo.  :deal:

Respect. I humbly pray to pour you a cold one. It indeed pays to advertise. What modifications did you bring about on your Dakar to accommodate your endowment (or is it maybe a handicap)? Maybe start a fred in the restoration section?

(you know, such knowledge can cast a shadow over how you got your bike license recently)

Now that you mention it, perhaps I should start parking my bike in the handicap parking spots......

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15989 on: November 19, 2019, 11:23:09 am »
I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::) 

you don't really want to know that answer to that.
another question you don't want the answer to is: what goes through someone's mind before embarking on such a search in the 1st place?

The other question is what goes through someones mind before they start embarking on the action that results in the later medical extraction. Fok! That is a stretch (excuse the pun) of my imagination just too far!
I am betting this was a medical-student prank.

Neewat, daai is fkol, ek ken persoonlik 3 girls in brakpan wat daai outjie laglag kan handle..... :imaposer:

Ai skies @Edgar

Lyk my die girls in Brakpan het jou sien kom  ;)


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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15990 on: November 19, 2019, 11:59:55 am »
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15991 on: November 19, 2019, 12:39:28 pm »
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15992 on: November 19, 2019, 02:11:38 pm »
I have to ask everhard where he found such photos? ::) 

you don't really want to know that answer to that.
another question you don't want the answer to is: what goes through someone's mind before embarking on such a search in the 1st place?

The other question is what goes through someones mind before they start embarking on the action that results in the later medical extraction. Fok! That is a stretch (excuse the pun) of my imagination just too far!
I am betting this was a medical-student prank.

Neewat, daai is fkol, ek ken persoonlik 3 girls in brakpan wat daai outjie laglag kan handle..... :imaposer:

Ai skies @Edgar

Lyk my die girls in Brakpan het jou sien kom  ;)


 :imaposer:  baie girls het my al sien kom  8)

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15993 on: November 19, 2019, 04:27:45 pm »
as jy in hulle oogies skiet , sal hulle nie vir jou sien kom

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15994 on: November 19, 2019, 07:38:19 pm »
For millennia now the search for information has taken people down strange paths. Things (objects in this case) cross your path that you would not in your wildest dreams could have imagined. What struck me, however, was that the dildo was not black.
Maybe it was, and there was just too much bleach involved  :lol8: :o

Now that is what I would call inside knowledge. Kindly elaborate. As stated, I am learning.

haha yes yes.  The ladies bleach to keep the men happy  :pot:

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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15995 on: November 20, 2019, 02:27:06 pm »
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15996 on: November 20, 2019, 03:33:41 pm »
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15997 on: November 20, 2019, 04:09:40 pm »
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15998 on: November 20, 2019, 04:31:29 pm »
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Re: Photos that make you think WTF
« Reply #15999 on: November 20, 2019, 05:20:24 pm »
C'mon admit it, you all were pulling that face after reading it, hey!  :lol8: :lol8: