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Offline renoster

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"afrikaans is beter"
« on: November 07, 2006, 01:51:37 pm »
Krisjan
"Goeie more , maak vol met super asseblief

ATTENDANT
How much?

KRISJAN
Vol asseblief.

ATTENDANT
I only speak the English!

KRISJAN
Nooooo problem.....Good day to you, sir.
I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the
propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, i
cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean
reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating ro fill the appropriate receptacle of
the said means of perambulation to the brim.

ATTENDANT
" Hau??"

KRISJAN
Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English?

ATTENDANT
English.... that, she is not English!!

KRISJAN
My dear Sir, are you veritable attempting to insinuate that you
do not even recognize the language which you allege to be
your singular means of communication??

ATTENDANT
Hau?

KRISJAN
Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms
your paltry grasp of the English vernacular is frittering away
the time at my disposal , or , as i would put it, in a more
civilized, intelligible language........
Dit is f*#@*^@  duidelik dat jy F*#@*  van engels weet.
So, kry jou slapgat in rat en maak hierdie bliksemse kar
se tank vol voordat ek hier uitklim en jou moer, want
jy mors my donnerse tyd!!!!!!!! Verstaan jy nou?!!

ATTENDANT
Ja , meneer. Vol, meneer? Afrikaans is beter, Meneer. :D
he man previously known as 2deteerpadmoffie
 

Offline X Banana Boy

"afrikaans is beter"
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 03:22:49 pm »
classic.
 

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"afrikaans is beter"
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 07:54:34 pm »
Ja die baas hy kan explain!!
 

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"afrikaans is beter"
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 07:54:34 am »
:D  :D  :D  :D  :lol:
Gewoontlik n@@i ek reguit aan op fyndraai.