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Offline Tengai

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A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« on: August 13, 2009, 11:10:59 am »
The big bad Wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

The little piggy said "F off or I'll sneeze on you..." :oscar:

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 12:17:30 pm »
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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 12:32:33 pm »
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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2009, 06:58:19 pm »
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds & whey
down came a spider and sat down beside her
and she said
Fark off, hairy legs
I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous!
 

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2009, 08:41:13 pm »
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog Rover a bone,
when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
 

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 09:05:51 pm »
Hey, Diddle Diddle, the cat played the fiddle
And the cow blew up on the launching pad
I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous!
 

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 07:28:38 am »
Mary had a little pig she could'nt stop it grunting, she took it down
 the garden path and kicked the fcuker's !@6% in.
 

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 07:30:41 am »
Mary had a little lamb but now the lamb is dead, she still takes it school to everyday
but on a piece of bread.
 

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 07:33:57 am »
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys came out to play, Georgy Porgy stayed around because he was gay  :biggrin:
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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2009, 07:42:09 am »
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb,
but never seen her bare

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2009, 11:37:32 am »
Jack & Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
silly Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a daughter
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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 01:37:05 pm »
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was slightly grey,
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.
 

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Re: A new ending for a favourite fairytale
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2009, 08:39:58 am »
Bwaaaaaahahahahaha!

You guys crack me up ;D