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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 08:27:53 pm »
This was a sieriaas kwestun, but Im glad you okes got so much enjoyment from it!
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 09:26:06 pm »
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2009, 09:42:11 pm »
Reminds me when riding enduro & Wrench was riding behind pushing on my exhaust in a tight technical section & I couldn't shake him, in the standing position I dropped one & he must have caught a wiff because he suddenly dropped back :angry4:.
Back in the pits I asked him if he smelt anything, he recond that it was so bad that he had a shit taste in his mouth. :puke_r:
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2009, 09:44:36 pm »
Moenie worry of sy dit sal ruik nie - sorg net dat die poep nie klonte het nie, dan sal jy baaaaaaie mooi moet explain :eek7:
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2009, 09:47:24 pm »
Let rip in bed, pin the blanket over pinions head, hold on................

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2009, 07:38:34 am »
Gets that last bit of extra performance to pull away from the other bike via the fart impulse. Might also work by making the pillion pass out and fall off :D
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2009, 07:51:19 am »
D.I.Y. Airhawk .... eat beans before every ride  :o
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2009, 08:20:22 am »
Ek poep baie op die bike en my girl kom dit nie agter op my bikes behalwe my GTR nie ek dink die windbeskerming is so dat dit n vacuum vorm en die reuk reguit onder haar helmet instuur en dan moer sy my in die ribbes....... Sy het my amper dood gemoer toe sy die eerste keer saam met my by Sappi Ngodwane verby gery het........  :imaposer:
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 08:27:20 am »
Ek poep baie op die bike en my girl kom dit nie agter op my bikes behalwe my GTR nie ek dink die windbeskerming is so dat dit n vacuum vorm en die reuk reguit onder haar helmet instuur en dan moer sy my in die ribbes....... Sy het my amper dood gemoer toe sy die eerste keer saam met my by Sappi Ngodwane verby gery het........  :imaposer:




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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2009, 09:32:01 am »
vra vir haar of die windtjie pla... as sy se nee... dan se jy hier kom nog een!
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2009, 09:52:37 am »
If yoy can smell she can smell.....................
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2009, 10:29:05 am »
Let rip in bed, pin the blanket over pinions head, hold on................

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Get  :director: say  :salut: offer  :la: its amazing  :love4: let rip again and  :nono: tell her  :notworthy:   :imaposer:   and then do it again   :amazon:

The trick is to spit a guarra on the ceiling above her head first, then fart and give her the options. ;D
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2009, 02:07:50 pm »
The real danger is not with the pillion per se.  The problem with these modern (relatively) long touring jackets is that they go down below the buttocks, and they keep the wind out (and in - the problem).  So if you pull the trigger shortly before you hop off at the Wimpy and unzip your jacket just as you walk past a possy of HD drivers, you set yourself up with another opportunity to end a story with "... and that's how the fight started."
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2010, 09:34:02 pm »
This is BY FAR the funniest thread I've come across on this entire Forum...!!

Kyk, ek het nou my HOL GESKEUR!!  :imaposer: Het die hele ding 2x gelees!!  :ricky:

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ek dink die windbeskerming is so dat dit n vacuum vorm en die reuk reguit onder haar helmet instuur en dan moer sy my in die ribbes

Waar kom julle aan al die k@k??  :imaposer:

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1. wait till stationary
2. lean forward, otherwise a lot gets wasted
3. direct into said pillions helmet where it will be trapped
4. duck

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« Last Edit: January 25, 2010, 09:36:40 pm by Rittelin »
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2010, 10:09:24 pm »
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2010, 10:48:20 pm »
Picked this up from an Aussie site!

There are a number of important issues that need to be kept in mind when farting with a pillion......gender is of no concern to me in these situations....

#1 - If you are dropping a wet one ( a personal favourite of mine) - just be careful that it doesn't bubble up and inside your *own* jacket. This is dangerous, as the pressure drop behind your helmet will actually suck the stench in, and you will know all about it ! Try and force a wet one out with some reasonable pressure - this should ensure that your gift to the pillion actually leaves your pants, sits in their lap for a nano-second or 2, before it rises and assaults their nostrils. Good work !

#2 - If you are letting rip with a real coit-buster, then you need to take care that you don't blow the pillion clear off the back of the bike. Best bet with these babies is to lift your non-dominant leg so that your non-dominant arse-cheek clears the seat, and try and aim *down* a bit. You will give the pillion some fore-warning of your intentions, but as these type of fart tend to be all noise and little stench, it's no problem !

#3. The ultimate in pillion-killers - the SBD !! Yes, silent but *deadly*. These ones generally require little movement of your arse, as they just tend to fall out with little or no warning. If you drop one of these, you may have to deal with a pillion who tries to bail out at 100kmh. Not good.

That covers the 3 basic fart-groups. Happy to provide some one-on-one training if required, just dial 1-800-Who-Cut-The-Cheese.


 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2010, 07:47:58 am »
Ooooh, I just love the way my farts creep up my jacket and into my helmet. It's like farting in the car, or in bed.

As for the pillion - who cares? You are out in the open, smells come and go, good ones and bad ones. Who says you did it?
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2010, 08:13:28 am »
You know what is the worst, when you take of that riding pants, the ones that no water can enter, it seals around the waist line, and then you merrily on the ride drop a few in there, with the knowledge that the label said it is breathable material used with the manufacturing of these pants.........

Oh boy does it stink!!!!!, the "collar" usually tells me to take my pants of outside!   :biggrin:

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2010, 08:20:49 am »
If it is a concern, you're riding too slow!   :ricky: