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Offline Wasp

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BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« on: September 19, 2009, 02:47:51 pm »
I think the BMW is more Hermaphrodite than any other bike. It is rough from the outside but can indeed be a very female when needed. KTM is perhaps "balls" only...big orange balls ;)
« Last Edit: September 20, 2009, 11:20:20 am by Wasp »
 

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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 03:36:19 pm »
HUH ? ? ?
Dude you been smoking the good stuff ?- where did that comment come from?
Or did you just want to use the word  "hermaphrodite" ?  ;)

after thought - (why would you need a bike to be female?? ?? )
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 03:38:00 pm »
Huh indeed. ???
 

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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 05:22:22 pm »
SO the secret is out, and you've been betrayed by one of your own.  :imaposer:

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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 05:23:49 pm »
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 09:05:47 pm »
I always knew, do you guys need some alone time with your bikes?? :laughing4: :laughing4:
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 09:26:15 pm »
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2009, 05:05:12 am »
I think the BMW is more Hermaphrodite than any other bike. It is rough from the outside but can indeed be a very female when needed. KTM is perhaps "balls" only...big orange balls ;)

So what exactly is a "very female"?
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2009, 08:32:16 am »
I think the BMW is more Hermaphrodite than any other bike. It is rough from the outside but can indeed be a very female when needed. KTM is perhaps "balls" only...big orange balls ;)

So what exactly is a "very female"?
the opposite of a not so much male
 

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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 09:33:34 am »
So if I understand this correctly, the Beemers have external fanny's with inverted well hidden nuts? :biggrin:
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 10:25:00 am »
Or they have "Castoritus Semenyaitius"  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2009, 11:14:47 am »
So if I understand this correctly, the Beemers have external fanny's with inverted well hidden nuts? :biggrin:

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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2009, 11:19:09 am »
I think the BMW is more Hermaphrodite than any other bike. It is rough from the outside but can indeed be a very female when needed. KTM is perhaps "balls" only...big orange balls ;)

So what exactly is a "very female"?

For the best ride you can imagine!! Not like a beauty with a moustage...orange mustaffa and hairy armpits.   :mwink:
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2009, 01:05:09 pm »
I think the BMW is more Hermaphrodite than any other bike. It is rough from the outside but can indeed be a very female when needed. KTM is perhaps "balls" only...big orange balls ;)

So what exactly is a "very female"?

For the best ride you can imagine!! Not like a beauty with a moustage...orange mustaffa and hairy armpits.   :mwink:

Ahhhh I know, it's something with big balls that looks after you like a gairy fodmother :biggrin:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2009, 01:05:41 pm by Fugly »
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Re: BMW is the new Hermaphrodite?
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2009, 06:52:15 pm »
Maya gaan more in vir die olie lek na die Baviaans trip.

Miskien is dit die tottie of die tietie of die kwakkie wat lek...

Sal maar sien.....
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