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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2009, 06:36:19 pm »
Im getting a bad reputation  ;)

From now on Ill arrange all the Jules rides to take place in a large padded enclosure with pink velvet on the walls!


Will get some bubble suits that will be mandatory!




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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2009, 09:21:28 pm »
mmm.....was jy nie by toe tagsy sy gat gesien het op die renegade ride nie?  :biggrin:
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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2009, 10:46:39 pm »
pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[
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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2009, 06:46:33 am »
pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[

Jy was nog nie op 'n Jules ride nie.......
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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2009, 07:23:43 am »
mmm.....was jy nie by toe tagsy sy gat gesien het op die renegade ride nie?  :biggrin:

Nee ek was kilometers van hom af!

pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[
Yip They all need to drink half a cup of cement in some water and Harden the F#ck Up!




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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2009, 08:51:13 am »


pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[
Yip They all need to drink half a cup of cement in some water and Harden the F#ck Up!

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That's the new compulsory drink at the garage while filling up before the ride in future. :) :) :)




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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2009, 09:03:24 am »
I believe we are all invited to the inauguration of the new "Jules Ride" ward at the Steve Biko Academic Hospital.
(and if the Jules Rides won't get you there then the cement and water mix surely will) 
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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2010, 07:39:32 am »
Bwahahahhahaaaaaaaa

So Jules, when's the next ride?
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Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2010, 08:06:40 am »
Crossposting from the ride reports fred

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