The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul

[Jules]

I’m getting a bad reputation 

From now on Ill arrange all the Jules rides to take place in a large padded enclosure with pink velvet on the walls!


Will get some bubble suits that will be mandatory!




 


Hay its a frikken adventure ok!!!!!!!

[chicco]

mmm.....was jy nie by toe tagsy sy gat gesien het op die renegade ride nie? 

[Zonkelmonk]

pissies. all a bunch of pissies 

[Groenie]

pissies. all a bunch of pissies 

Jy was nog nie op 'n Jules ride nie.......

[Jules]

mmm.....was jy nie by toe tagsy sy gat gesien het op die renegade ride nie?  

Nee ek was kilometers van hom af!

pissies. all a bunch of pissies  

Yip They all need to drink half a cup of cement in some water and Harden the F#ck Up!




 

[Would I?]

pissies. all a bunch of pissies  

Yip They all need to drink half a cup of cement in some water and Harden the F#ck Up!

 

That's the new compulsory drink at the garage while filling up before the ride in future.




 
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[GundaGunda]

I believe we are all invited to the inauguration of the new "Jules Ride" ward at the Steve Biko Academic Hospital.
(and if the Jules Rides won't get you there then the cement and water mix surely will) 
 

[Malibu]

Bwahahahhahaaaaaaaa

So Jules, when's the next ride?

[Jules]

Crossposting from the ride reports fred

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