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When is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?
 

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 04:29:54 pm »
I do believe Mav and Lootch are already on their way to Devon with a trailer hooked on the back of a rent-a-car :D
 

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 04:35:38 pm »
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I do believe Mav and Lootch are already on their way to Devon with a trailer hooked on the back of a rent-a-car :D


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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 05:14:38 pm »
"Locals around Branscombe beach were treated to the unusual sight as several containers packed with brand new BMWs were washed ashore ? much to the delight of these scavengers who even managed to start  :shock: the bike on the beach."

Only a BMW :D  :lol:  :D
 

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 06:11:54 pm »
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I do believe Mav and Lootch are already on their way to Devon with a trailer hooked on the back of a rent-a-car :D


Nah boet I live next to the Thames, waiting for the container to float pass to save some petrol money :D As for Lootch he is missing out as he is frying his ass off in Namibia for two weeks. Poor bloke don't know how he is gonna cope with all the heat, beer and food......must be hell for him :roll:
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 06:14:53 pm »
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Anybody that finds a container has been asked to contact the Portland Coastguard on 01305 760439.


I can just imagine with the size of these things how they go missing.....ohhh look sweetie just kicked open the sand because I thought I saw a nice sea shell for you collection in the bathroom and found this 40ft container...... :D
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 06:46:53 pm »
:lol:  :lol:


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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2007, 07:01:56 pm »
They  are supposed to be prosecuted for theft and there are cops guarding the beach now.
 

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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2007, 08:24:31 pm »
"  Anybody that finds a container has been asked to contact the Portland Coastguard on 01305 760439"

Yeah right !!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2007, 08:49:45 pm »
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They  are supposed to be prosecuted for theft and there are cops guarding the beach now.


I find the subject rather interesting, did it sink in international waters, is it theft or salvage?

Where is the line?

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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2007, 09:50:01 pm »
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They  are supposed to be prosecuted for theft and there are cops guarding the beach now.


I find the subject rather interesting, did it sink in international waters, is it theft or salvage?

Where is the line?

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It is beached just off shore so i don't think it is in international waters.  Has to be 200km's off shore.  Would probably be seen as theft/looting especially as everyone has been warned  :?:

Here is the BBC link  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/6287457.stm
 

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 06:52:46 am »
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They  are supposed to be prosecuted for theft and there are cops guarding the beach now.


I find the subject rather interesting, did it sink in international waters, is it theft or salvage?

Where is the line?

Welsh  8)


It is beached just off shore so i don't think it is in international waters.  Has to be 200km's off shore.  Would probably be seen as theft/looting especially as everyone has been warned  :?:

Here is the BBC link  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/6287457.stm


According to this mornings news, they cannot stop you taking the stuff, but you are supposed to fill out some forms so that the "owners" can recover the goods at a later date should they want to !!

Welsh  8)  8)
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 03:51:01 pm »
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They  are supposed to be prosecuted for theft and there are cops guarding the beach now.


I find the subject rather interesting, did it sink in international waters, is it theft or salvage?

Where is the line?

Welsh  8)


It is beached just off shore so i don't think it is in international waters.  Has to be 200km's off shore.  Would probably be seen as theft/looting especially as everyone has been warned  :?:

Here is the BBC link  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/6287457.stm


According to this mornings news, they cannot stop you taking the stuff, but you are supposed to fill out some forms so that the "owners" can recover the goods at a later date should they want to !!

Welsh  8)  8)


Ya like that is going to happen. :lol:
 

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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2007, 03:57:46 pm »
The whole ship's cargo was destined for SA, that's some dude desperately waiting for his RT, that has become the HMS RT.. lotsa irate BM customers around in the next couple of weeks
 

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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2007, 04:25:51 pm »
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The whole ship's cargo was destined for SA, that's some dude desperately waiting for his RT, that has become the HMS RT.. lotsa irate BM customers around in the next couple of weeks


Not as much as when that bike does get here after a valet.
 

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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2007, 04:37:26 pm »
it's a new finish, silver-rust :D  :D
 

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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2007, 08:54:28 pm »
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The whole ship's cargo was destined for SA, that's some dude desperately waiting for his RT, that has become the HMS RT.. lotsa irate BM customers around in the next couple of weeks


Well I read that at least one of the contaners was full of Nappies, if they don,t arrive, the way these Doggies is breeding, there will be some Wild puppies with smelly Bums (no I mean smelly bottoms, although after a good day the dads could be smelly Bums).

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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2007, 08:49:04 am »
Welsh..funny....

In this heat, i get home - guaranteed to be a smelly bum, poor as one too... :)

I wanna make a sign and go stand on a corner in rivonia

"Need money to ride"
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2007, 09:13:03 am »
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Welsh..funny....

In this heat, i get home - guaranteed to be a smelly bum, poor as one too... :)

I wanna make a sign and go stand on a corner in rivonia

"Need money to ride"
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