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masehare

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Who needs laser jammers?
« on: January 29, 2007, 08:38:48 pm »
Seeing that there was quite a bit of mixed feelings in the laser jammer thread, I thought about posting my own version of a "laser jammer" - well maybe more of a disguise method. I really don't endorse this and would never do this to my own bike. :D But here goes:

1. Go for a lekker long ride on a dirt road. Collect dust from the rear rim:


2. Just add water:


3. Borrow your kid's bottle brush:


4. Dip the bottle brush in the muddy mixture and splash on your number plate:


5. Voila! Home made photoblocker:



EDIT: I forgot to add. Prepare an excuse about some hardcore dirt that you tackled for whenever the coppers stop you.
 

Offline krazy-eyes

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 10:27:22 pm »
and make sure you dont speed i the rain - it may have washed off again without your knowledge  :lol:
 

Offline Butch

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 10:50:34 pm »
CLASSIC!!!  :D

I assume you wife took the pics and will therefore not ask for the rest of the foto's from that shoot.  :shock:
Live and let live.
 

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 07:19:31 am »
Do you wear the turban under yout helmut to, no facial reconigition software will work either :lol:
 

masehare

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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:50:40 am »
Quote from: "krazy-eyes"
and make sure you dont speed i the rain - it may have washed off again without your knowledge  :lol:


Damn! My plan is flawed. I'm going to experiment with glue in the mix tonight...  :twisted:
 

Offline BlouVark

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Re: Who needs laser jammers?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 08:48:04 am »
Friday the 13th part 87 :D  :D  :D  :D

You can always rinse the surface
but the stain will remain.
 

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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 09:32:01 am »
The Americans had no idea as to what lengths the Mujuhadin would go to collect components for their WMDs
 

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2007, 09:32:06 am »
Dude i REALLY hope you're a runner and went for a long run with a running vest 'cause your tan is just plain freaky!
 

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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2007, 10:54:55 am »
LOL :D
"Stercus accidit..."
 

masehare

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2007, 11:54:07 am »
Quote from: "Uncle Bob"
Dude i REALLY hope you're a runner and went for a long run with a running vest 'cause your tan is just plain freaky!


Just be glad that I cut out the beer belly and the other 4 hairs on my chest. It has been known to cause onlookers intense migraines.

 :D

Naah, I went surfing on Saturday with a wetsuit vest. Got burnt to a crisp.
 

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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2007, 01:17:14 pm »
Make sure that the rest of the bike is not spotless as it might look suspicious. :lol:
 

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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2007, 01:31:37 pm »
Quote from: "Red Adventure"
Make sure that the rest of the bike is not spotless as it might look suspicious. :lol:

Yeah, at the moment it looks like your pillion had an oopsie
 

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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2007, 02:00:16 pm »
Quote from: "LuckyStriker"
Quote from: "Red Adventure"
Make sure that the rest of the bike is not spotless as it might look suspicious. :lol:

Yeah, at the moment it looks like your pillion had an oopsie


 :laughing3:
 

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2007, 02:45:16 pm »
Osama Bin Brushed :D  :D  :D
 

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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2007, 06:05:54 pm »
No not glue !!!
I understand that "spray & cook" is a bit more sticky and water "resistant"
- After you've sprayed the plate throw some dirt against the plate
I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure anymore

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