I vote for Metaljockey.
As stated above,
* I feel he will give an honest, unbiased review of the bike.
* If the bike is kak, he will say so.
* If the bike is great, he will say so.
* He will write a kick-ass ride report.
* He is well respected here on Wilddogs and on the mother-site, AdvRider.
* People listen when he talks (or writes).
* He has huge experience with bigger bikes and he can ride with the best of them, ie Jan Staal.
