The cheap-ass thread

This is the thread where we can list the cheapest of parts, services etc, but only people who have a R120k+ bike and earn R50k+ A MONTH can contribute,since it looks like they are always looking for a very specific item but does not want to pay for it.
These are for the guys/girls looking for a R10k helmet and no substitude will do, and they only want to/can only spend R5k but they want only that helmet.
Or for the people looking for brain surgery, the best in the world,with R10k in  their pocket but they want the best.
Just beware , don't  buy anything/services from them,'cause they will fuck you broken,and that is fine,but all m/c shops/dealers are scum and out to rip them off and take their money.
Here is my message to them:FUCK OFF, we cannot help you,we also have bills to pay, so we need to make money too.
You do not haggle with the staff at Makro/Pick'n Pay about prices, so why do it to the M/C shops?
Sweet, no I know Iam going to get it, so fire away :dummy