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Offline MDT

Africa's Cleverest!
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:21:37 pm »
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5  passengers on board but
Only 4 parachutes.

The  first passenger said, 'I'm Christiano Ronaldo, the world's number 1
footballer.

FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die.' So he took the first pack and
Left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton,  said, 'I am the wife of the
Former President of the United States , I am  the most ambitious woman
in The world. I am also New York Senator and a  potential future
President.'

She just took the 2nd parachute and  jumped out of the plane..

The third passenger, Julius Malema, said, 'I'm  also a President.

Millions of South African youth always look to me  for guidance. Above
all I'm the cleverest youth President in African  history, and Africa 's
people Won't let me die'.Futhermore I have  millions that I have not
spent yet.

So he put on a pack next  to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Nelson  Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a
10yr old Chinese school boy,  'I'm old and have lived a fruitful life,
God will decide my fate, so  I'll let you have the last parachute'.

The boy said, 'It's OK, there's a  parachute left for you. Africa 's
Cleverest (Julius) has taken my  schoolbag'.

 

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Re: Africa's Cleverest!
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 01:26:04 pm »
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Re: Africa's Cleverest!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 03:22:41 pm »
hahhahahahaa, classic  :imaposer:
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