These guys have made owning a Cortina cool again

So I though that gave me liberties to Zeffify my bike

So this is what my bike looked like 5 years ago before I started inflicting punishment:

So after some small mods, accidents, and shit with my forks I went for Jeff Stage I:

I had 2 successive accidents last year after which my plastics were looking a bit worse for wear, I stiched the broken plastics back together with a soldering Iron but the paint had also taken some damage. I then decided that the bike needs a paint job, but being as in-gat as I am, the cost seemed a bit excessive, so I started looking at alternatives... Vinyl enters stage left. I bought some auto vinyl from Maizey's and started learning a new skill (it not as easy as I thought). With some tips from RudiBlue I got it sorted, but I looked a bit bland. So I bought some stickers and went Ape on the bike

JEFF STAGE 2:

Check the sparks my china!!!!!