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Offline Ama ride ride

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No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« on: October 15, 2010, 10:56:56 am »
Test drove 4 different D/S bikes this month. From 4 different brands. Yet I failed to get a hard-on.


Now I worry.........Am I getting impotent?



The search continues....
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 10:57:48 am »
Daar's blou pilletjies wat kan help, Ama.  Nothing to be ashamed of at your age.
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 10:58:59 am »
Test drove 4 different D/S bikes this month. From 4 different brands. Yet I failed to get a hard-on.


Now I worry.........Am I getting impotent?



The search continues....

Dis van al daai daanspassies van jou, dit hou nooit op nie :imaposer:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 11:06:33 am »
Prentjies?? Soort??
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 11:07:40 am »
Yaaaa boet, see what happens when you commute on a scooter. The diagnosis is loss of feeling in ALL extremities. The good news is that it will wear off in due course provided you test ride a proper bike at least once every two days. :mwink: :thumleft:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 11:37:28 am »
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2010, 11:38:51 am »
Bliksem Ama! This is the single most serious condition of ED I've ever heard about! You need help! Fast! Come-on Dogs, can anyone help? Surely we cannot let this situation continue?!
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 11:39:37 am »
Prentjies?? Soort??

ETS als op sy tyd. Maar geen BMW was op die lysie nie.  ;)
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2010, 11:39:49 am »
I got a semi flopper when I rode the ST  :biggrin: :imaposer:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2010, 11:41:25 am »
I got a semi flopper when I rode the ST  :biggrin: :imaposer:

semi- at least thats something, a movement.......I had nada...,,
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 11:44:34 am »
Prentjies?? Soort??

ETS als op sy tyd. Maar geen BMW was op die lysie nie.  ;)

Dis hoekom, jy is te gewoond aan die BM's  :biggrin:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2010, 11:46:26 am »
What did you test?
then I will tell you if there is something wrong with you or not
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2010, 11:55:21 am »
This sounds like a budget driven issue.....no way the KTM690Rallye is not going to give you a lift.. :)
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2010, 12:12:48 pm »
Prentjies?? Soort??

ETS als op sy tyd. Maar geen BMW was op die lysie nie.  ;)

But thats why...

Why dont you take an HP for a little ride?
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2010, 12:17:05 pm »
Daar's blou pilletjies wat kan help, Ama.  Nothing to be ashamed of at your age.

Did you try an orange pill?  ;D
There is nothing you can do about the past and you can't predict the future...all you have is the now...live it to the fullest.

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2010, 12:25:29 pm »
Name and Shame!!!!!!! Wat het jy gery? Soos ek vandag voel gee n Bigboy scooter my n stywe een.........
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2010, 12:28:26 pm »
Name and Shame!!!!!!! Wat het jy gery? Soos ek vandag voel gee n School-boy on his scooter my n stywe een.........

Fixed :imaposer:
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2010, 12:31:17 pm »
1.) Bike one
2.) Bike two
3.) Bike three
4.) Bike four


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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2010, 12:32:23 pm »
Name and Shame!!!!!!! Wat het jy gery? Soos ek vandag voel gee n Bigboy scooter my n stywe een.........
Ek het altyd n hard-on word net harder as ek n val hoedjie op sit. :biggrin:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2010, 12:33:00 pm »
Name and Shame!!!!!!! Wat het jy gery? Soos ek vandag voel gee n School-boy on his scooter my n stywe een.........

Fixed :imaposer:

Fork! Als gee my n harde een.............
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......