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Offline ETS

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2010, 12:34:58 pm »
If none of those give you a hard-on then nothing will.
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2010, 12:36:42 pm »
If none of those give you a hard-on then nothing will.

Especially that Yammie. :thumleft:
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2010, 12:38:29 pm »
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1.) 950 SE. Het meer verwag. Die bike het 'n houding wat net deur die HP2 ge-ewenaar word maar wat 'n terleurstelling. Het gedog ek gaan skyt en sy gaan my afgooi. Maar altans, te makkerig en ek like nie die ref happy motor nie. Ek soek torq. Nie spoed.
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2010, 12:42:06 pm »
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2.) Het haar net vir 30 min gehad en was beperk tot 50 km. Amper lammetjei agtig na al die hype wat ek gelees het. Granded het haar nie op grond getoets nie. Geen verrassings. Nes die SE het ek meer verwag. Maar dis 'n 660 motor so maybe was ek biased towards 70 plus kw.
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2010, 12:43:06 pm »
Nou wat gee jou een??????
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 12:44:40 pm »
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3.) Dalk sal ek haar deur die doodsakker moet neem om haar te waardeur. Slegs nog 'n ordinary bike. Haar by Maraisburg getoets. Ek like nie rape nie. Ek prefer making love met die odd fucking nou en dan. En dis hoe ek gevoel het toe sy so swaarkry met my 100kg deur die sand.
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 12:45:55 pm »
1.) Bike one
2.) Bike two
3.) Bike three
4.) Bike four




nee jislaaik... as die DR nie jou kop laat ontplof het nie sal niks dit regkry nie :imaposer:
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 12:48:30 pm »
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4.) Die lekkerste van die lot. Trek lekker maar raak gou uitasem. Nippy, lekker gevoel kom deur die Devlin pyp. Suspensie harder as die ander 3 maar 100% vir verkeer. Het haar gelooi kruis en dwars oor North Cliff. Sy is 'n tert en like om soos 'n tert behandel te word.
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2010, 12:50:55 pm »
As jy na motards kyk moet jy dalk die 660X ook try
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2010, 12:51:53 pm »
Nou wat gee jou een??????

Ek sal nog daar uitkom. daars 100de bikes wat ek kan toets. Nie beperk tot D/S nie. :biggrin:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2010, 12:57:13 pm »
Remember I have been riding bike since 7 years of age. Been there, done that. I am finished with gravel tourers for now. I tour with the pajero plus the family.


I am NOT biased to any brand, nor to any bike.  :thumleft:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2010, 01:02:08 pm »
Been there, done that. I am finished with gravel tourers for now.

hate to break it to you but you tested the wrong bikes. None of them are great on tar and none of them are tourers. silly billy
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2010, 01:05:34 pm »
most bikes give me wood and i been riding for 30 + years.

mebbe u too old  :pot:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2010, 01:07:27 pm »
Been there, done that. I am finished with gravel tourers for now.

hate to break it to you but you tested the wrong bikes. None of them are great on tar and none of them are tourers. silly billy

I lost you...as usually. ;D

They are not gravel tourers. Thats what I am finished with. I am simply looking at any bikes that are not gravel tourers.
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2010, 01:11:57 pm »
Aprillia Mille
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2010, 01:12:17 pm »
Nou wat gee jou een??????

Op die oomblik 'n tuono 1000R  :drif:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2010, 01:23:33 pm »
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4.) Die lekkerste van die lot. Trek lekker maar raak gou uitasem. Nippy, lekker gevoel kom deur die Devlin pyp. Suspensie harder as die ander 3 maar 100% vir verkeer. Het haar gelooi kruis en dwars oor North Cliff. Sy is 'n tert en like om soos 'n tert behandel te word.

Koos , as jy van die een gehou het , kan jy gerus die KTM 690 ook probeer .  :thumleft:
Weet wat jou probleem is , jys ook verslaaf aan n boxer enjin .  :peepwall:
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2010, 01:47:41 pm »
Nou wat gee jou een??????

Op die oomblik 'n tuono 1000R  :drif:

Maar jy like nie n rev happy motor nie.... ::)
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2010, 01:50:05 pm »
How could the first two not have given you a Hooring? You are in a serious way Mate!
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2010, 03:05:27 pm »
Nou wat gee jou een??????

Op die oomblik 'n tuono 1000R  :drif:

Maar jy like nie n rev happy motor nie.... ::)

Ref happy motor in 'n enduro bike nie
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