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Offline 2 Stroke Dan

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2010, 03:28:47 pm »
Ama, any 100hp dirtbike should give you a hard-on, or you have forgotten about the sex-change you had last year?
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Offline Ama ride ride

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2010, 03:31:04 pm »
Ama, any 100hp dirtbike should give you a hard-on, or you have forgotten about the sex-change you had last year?

Hard on can go both ways. Ok stuff nipples. Better?

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2010, 03:37:01 pm »
Ama has gone over to the vlamgatte.  :o

The humanity....   ;D
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2010, 03:48:31 pm »
Remember I have been riding bike since 7 years of age. Been there, done that. I am finished with gravel tourers for now. I tour with the pajero plus the family.


I am NOT biased to any brand, nor to any bike.  :thumleft:


If you are looking for a rush, do the Hex river 4x4 trail in your Pajero. 8 Hrs of Adrenalin overdose!  :biggrin: :biggrin:

Never had such an intense experience for so long on a bike.

But then again, I don't do sand!  :mwink:
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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2010, 03:48:55 pm »
Ama, once you used to the 1200 torque and tractability and spin on demand, it's difficult to move to smaller.

Buuuut, the HP is a 650 size bike with a 1200 motor, ffs , surely that bike must lift old willie a bit.  :biggrin:

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2010, 03:50:12 pm »
Bangalala!
 

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Re: No bike gave me a hard-on yet....
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2010, 08:00:25 am »
Ama, don't listen to them! Age has nothing (well, almost nothing) to do with it,
Get a bike that can take an accommodating pillion passenger. that should solve at least one
of your problems.....
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