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Email disclaimer
« on: October 19, 2010, 01:05:24 pm »
The writer of this e-mail message accepts no responsibility for the actions of Schabir Shaik, Jacob Zuma, that idiot Malema, SA Rugby Administrators, Michael Jackson's death, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang's death, Marthinus van Schalkwyk, Elizabeth Taylor-Hilton-Wilding-Todd-Fisher-Burton-Warner-Fortensky, the Department of Housing, George W. Bush, Prince Charles, the Axis of Evil, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, or for any unexpected pregnancies. The writer is not responsible for those who are not responsible. This message may not be copied, forwarded, stolen, hijacked or duplicated by any other means without a bribe being paid to the sender. Failure to comply will lead to your personal details being handed to Al Qaeda and SANRAL, the Scorpions, the third force and the National Association of Tele-marketers. This message has been declared virus-free and fair and was created in Kempton Park -- known as a crime-free city (murders are mostly restricted to weekends) in a malaria-free and Currie Cup-free province. No rain forests were damaged, animals harmed or low-cost houses delivered during the compilation or transmission of this message.
Have a wonderful day.
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Re: Email disclaimer
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 01:13:41 pm »
 :peepwall: :peepwall:
What is going on here?
Wrong thread maybe?

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Re: Email disclaimer
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 01:16:00 pm »
 :peepwall: :imaposer:
A road to a friend’s house is never long!

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Offline GlenInk

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Re: Email disclaimer
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 01:34:15 pm »
PUI  :lamer:
Quote from: buzzlightyear
"Does your ass not get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth?" 

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Re: Email disclaimer
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 02:14:54 pm »
Dis daardie ligte beroerte van ander aand >:D
“There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep Sea, and music in its roar:
I love not Man the less, but Nature more"

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Re: Email disclaimer
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2010, 02:29:49 pm »
Right click - Copy. :)
Freedom is when you get to a T-junction and think to yourself.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH I think I'll go left.