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Fred, Darren and Suzie
« on: November 25, 2010, 09:35:05 am »
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3  Survivors; Fred, Darren and Suzie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Suzie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Fred and Darren was so bad that  she  killed  herself.



It was tragic but Fred and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and Fred and Darren
began to feel  absolutely horrible about what they were doing.








So they buried Suzie. I
 




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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 09:46:20 am »
Siek...
 

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 09:52:55 am »
snaaaksiek

hehe

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 10:09:35 am »
 :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 10:14:56 am »
Yegh!!!
My hart kom affie plaas, Waar die Wind en die Son en die Stilte my speelmaats was.

Everybody falls off. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
 

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 10:17:37 am »
Maak soos Dr Phil s: "Hou op om 'n do0s te wees..."
 

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 10:25:08 am »
So they buried Suzie.

Sy was seker vol

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Daar verloor ek my brekfis.  Bus jou bliksem.
My hart kom affie plaas, Waar die Wind en die Son en die Stilte my speelmaats was.

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 10:26:32 am »
Was jy ook vol?
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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 10:28:50 am »
My hart kom affie plaas, Waar die Wind en die Son en die Stilte my speelmaats was.

Everybody falls off. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
 

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2010, 10:30:30 am »
Hahahaha!!!

Lekker Boer!!!

Ek is sommer lus vir bietjie strontpraat vanoggend...

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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 12:58:50 pm »
Aaaaargh!!!
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Re: Fred, Darren and Suzie
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 03:23:52 pm »
Siek little puppy...  ;D