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Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« on: January 28, 2011, 09:52:18 am »
       
 
 HELP   HELP,  I NEED ADVICE!!!!!
 
Hi  Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:   
 I  have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating  on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the  caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try  to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I  usually fall asleep. 
 Anyway  last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.  When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her  blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped  them on. 
 It  was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a  hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting  bracket. 
 Is  that something I can weld or do I need to replace  it? 

 

 

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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 06:47:19 pm »
Generally that will require replacement as the crack will only widen with more vibration :laughing4:
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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 12:17:59 pm »
 :imaposer:
There is nothing you can do about the past and you can't predict the future...all you have is the now...live it to the fullest.

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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 12:23:19 pm »
i know there are plenty more cracks  ,  you just have to find em
just wanna have fun , and ride ... and ....... ride
 

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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2011, 12:51:36 pm »
Bound to be a lot of wisecracks on this thread. :deal: :imaposer:
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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 12:58:22 pm »
I'm so randy the crack of dawn better watch it......
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 12:59:59 pm »
u guys just crack me up... :imaposer:

 "There is no happiness for him who does not travel...Therefore, wander... The fortune of him who is sitting sits, it rises when he rises, it sleeps when he sleeps, it moves when he moves... Therefore, wander!"...The Rig Veda - 800 - 600 BC..

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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2011, 01:39:31 pm »
I am cracking up good one
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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2011, 02:17:19 pm »
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Grey haired riders don't get that way by pure luck ! !
 

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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2011, 02:39:59 pm »
some cracks arent all they are cracked up to be .......... but some are
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Re: Letter to the Men's Helpline:
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2011, 04:00:40 pm »
I love sniffing crack.....
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......