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Offline MDT

Sex Insurance
« on: February 14, 2011, 10:49:35 am »
Sex-Insurance:
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance.

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:
If you sleep with your wife
- LEGAL & GENERAL

Option 2:
If you sleep with your wife in your car
- AUTO &GENERAL

Option 3:
If you sleep with someone else's wife:
- MUTUAL & FEDERAL

Option 4:
Sleeping with your mother-in-law
- OLD MUTUAL

Option 5:
If you sleep with a   Muslim-girl
- SANLAM

Option 6:
Sleeping with more than one person at the same time
- PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX

Option 7:
Taking advantage of the person you sleep with
- LIBERTY LIFE

Option 8:
Man sleeping with another man
- HOLLARD

Option 9:
Having sex on the spur of the moment
- MOMENTUM

Option 10:
Sleeping with your ex-wife
- OUTSURANCE

Option 11:
Sleeping with a prostitute
- BUDGET

Option 12:
Having sex with someone you don't even know
- DISCOVERY

Option 13:
Having sex with a virgin.
-First for women
 

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Re: Sex Insurance
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 11:16:12 am »
Wie het die tyd om die goed uit te dink?!! :imaposer:
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Re: Sex Insurance
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 12:04:17 pm »
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Excellent!
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Re: Sex Insurance
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 12:06:55 pm »
Hahaha Sanlam... ;D
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Re: Sex Insurance
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 04:07:21 pm »
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Re: Sex Insurance
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 09:36:18 am »
 :imaposer:   :imaposer:  :imaposer: Puts a lekker smile on the day!
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