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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2011, 06:06:52 pm »
Please take along all the Dutchman you can find, that fat dutchman will dust you souties so that you see your mother for a duckbird.
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2011, 02:02:03 pm »
Please take along all the Dutchman you can find, that fat dutchman will dust you souties so that you see your mother for a duckbird.

You are correct, but that just does not translate.   ???
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2011, 09:14:46 pm »
Had a nice run in with the fat fuck at Jasmyn.
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Fat fuck and troop 0.

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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2011, 09:19:46 pm »
JVR, please tell :)
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2011, 09:20:59 pm »
Please take along all the Dutchman you can find, that fat dutchman will dust you souties so that you see your mother for a duckbird.

You are correct, but that just does not translate.   ???
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2011, 09:25:39 pm »
Please take along all the Dutchman you can find, that fat dutchman will dust you souties so that you see your mother for a duckbird.

You are correct, but that just does not translate.   ???
Vertaling; Neem asseblief al die Afrikaners saam wat julle kan vind, daardie vet Afrikaner stof julle souties af dat julle julle se ma vir n eendvoel sal aansien.
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2011, 06:16:00 am »
Please take along all the Dutchman you can find, that fat dutchman will dust you souties so that you see your mother for a duckbird.

You are correct, but that just does not translate.   ???
Vertaling; Neem asseblief al die Afrikaners saam wat julle kan vind, daardie vet Afrikaner stof julle salties af dat julle jul se ma vir n eendvoel sal aansien.

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« Last Edit: April 24, 2011, 06:27:50 am by AMZ »
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2011, 07:05:09 am »
JVR, please tell :)
Let's just say it involved a lesson in:
Fat Fuck,PR and a few tips on diets.
Troop,maths,so that he can work out much faster when someone is older a bit bigger and faster than him and that you don't ever point your bosses 2way radio in someones face.
The owner,a Lesson in HR and if you do appoint someone with a eating disorder,to make sure that then said person hasn't got a personality like a twatwaffle.
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2011, 07:25:49 am »
:D Iluvit! :D
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« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2011, 07:57:07 am »
HeHe, It had to happen! :biggrin:
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2011, 03:30:52 pm »
Let's just say it involved a lesson in:
Fat Fuck,PR and a few tips on diets.
Troop,maths,so that he can work out much faster when someone is older a bit bigger and faster than him and that you don't ever point your bosses 2way radio in someones face.
The owner,a Lesson in HR and if you do appoint someone with a eating disorder,to make sure that then said person hasn't got a personality like a twatwaffle.

Did they change anything after this altercation?
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2011, 04:00:07 pm »
I used to stop there regularly to buy some of their stuff (in my cage). Never been there on 2 wheels though. So I guess now I would not stop there at all anymore.

I called them and spoke to some Aunty. The attitude seems to be that a bike takes up space that a car could have taken up... and the bike parking is not paved or covered, apparently on the left of the entrance on some gravel.

 

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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2011, 04:26:39 pm »
What sort of bikes frequent this place that cannot park on gravel?
 

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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #73 on: April 25, 2011, 07:07:07 am »
What sort of bikes frequent this place that cannot park on gravel?

All sorts I suppose, but I am wondering more along the lines of what cars frequent the place that cannot park on gravel? 
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Re: Jasmyn in Hartebeespoort. WTF???
« Reply #74 on: April 25, 2011, 08:00:53 am »
AMZ, I don't think so.
I had to get a document from a client,he was parked on the top away from the entrance.
I then saw a small bike that was parked in the corner,so I stopped next to it took off helmet and gloves and waited for my client.
The huge fat thing with hair and voice then started his shit.

I said to the owner that he can do with his place whatever he wants to,I don't give a fuck,but he must either get his staff training or live the kak their they are going to get.
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