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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2011, 12:00:42 pm »
Thats why i njoy living on a smallholding....nobody to agrivate me with K@rK like that !!!

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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2011, 12:44:21 pm »
 :D do an oil change on the brickwork outside your place, that will peeve the bugger big time  :biggrin:

or laminate a picture of a twat and label it, then stick it on his front door at night  ;D
 

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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2011, 01:49:36 pm »
I think you handled it really well J-Dog. You got what you wanted which is to be allowed to take your bike there. As Big Dom said smile and let it go . Tomorrow you would have forgotten about but he will still be a twatwaffle finding his next victim. Don't be a victim and let it bother you. Just let it go and enjoy your day.

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He's just doing his job.
You should pity the poor guys lack of people skills.
He must spend a lot of time in anger.
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2011, 01:56:56 pm »
LOL

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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2011, 01:59:25 pm »
Why don't you shoot him wiff your paintball gun?
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2011, 02:14:39 pm »
I like these threads, one see's all the different attitudes come to fore  ;D I would let the issue simmer down, and maintain the status-quo, and remain polite  :bootyshake:  If he gives you any Kark in future, which is untoward, then gooi him with the dirties. Chlorine inscription on his grass would give you a good start. :boxing:

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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2011, 02:15:47 pm »
Why don't you shoot him wiff your paintball gun?
Then he'll come up with a rule "no children allowed" :D
 

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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2011, 02:22:20 pm »
Some suggestions are rather childish.  :peepwall:
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2011, 06:21:05 am »
I like the wheelie past his house idea - monocycles are not mentioned in the rules  :ricky:
 

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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2011, 07:29:40 am »
He eventually "agreed" with you - leave it at that - don't try and cause kak with him - it will just upset you more in the long run.
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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2011, 07:34:26 am »
Yeah smile and wave...just smile and wave.
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2011, 08:38:50 am »
Why don't you shoot him wiff your paintball gun?
ha classic and then tell him to go and gently caress himself  also maybe have your  spot as a meeting place for Sunday morning rides
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2011, 08:40:23 am »
WTF!!!!! The rules clearly state "NO BIKES!!" Is a 950 therefore not a bike????
Cmon people!!!!! NO BIKES means no bikes surely?????????? :dousing: :patch:
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2011, 09:07:12 am »
WTF!!!!! The rules clearly state "NO BIKES!!" Is a 950 therefore not a bike????
Cmon people!!!!! NO BIKES means no bikes surely?????????? :dousing: :patch:
sorry I just struggle with people who have authority and lack the common sense to use it correctly
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2011, 02:13:18 pm »
The 950 is not a dirt bike..... It is a dirty bike  :ricky:

If you are one of the owners and you pay the levy, it is you that pay this guy's salary at the end of each month....... Tell him to fark off  :3some:
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2011, 02:20:37 pm »
If you are one of the owners and you pay the levy, it is you that pay this guy's salary at the end of each month....... Tell him to fark off  :3some:

The problem with this reasoning is that, if he is one of the owners and if he pays his levy, he is equally responsible for the making of the rule that bans bikes from the property so, telling the manager, whom he pays to fark off, he is in fact, telling himself to fark off!  

So, dude ....  cut out the middle man.  Just look in the mirror and say in a strong voice .... FARK OFF J-DOG!!!   :peepwall:
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2011, 02:24:13 pm »


So, dude ....  cut out the middle man.  Just look in the mirror and say in a strong voice .... FARK OFF J-DOG!!!   :peepwall:

That's how he ended up in Plett in the first place
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2011, 02:25:56 pm »
Why would there be a sign that says NO BIKES......... ??? ??? ???
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2011, 02:28:13 pm »
Why would there be a sign that says NO BIKES......... ??? ??? ???

I believe J-Dog led the owners at a AGM to vote against bikes.    :pot:
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Re: *Is a 950 a "dirt bike"? WTF!*
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2011, 02:29:55 pm »


So, dude ....  cut out the middle man.  Just look in the mirror and say in a strong voice .... FARK OFF J-DOG!!!   :peepwall:

That's how he ended up in Plett in the first place
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