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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #100 on: May 11, 2011, 10:16:10 am »
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #101 on: May 11, 2011, 10:59:47 am »
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)

The 800 i not even worth mentioning  :peepwall: 

As ek moet kies tussen n SE en n 800 vat ek n TW 200....
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #102 on: May 11, 2011, 11:16:07 am »
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)

The 800 i not even worth mentioning  :peepwall: 

As ek moet kies tussen n SE en n 800 vat ek n TW 200....

Ja nee....vra maar vir Pote  :peepwall: :pot:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #103 on: May 11, 2011, 11:17:50 am »
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Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #104 on: May 11, 2011, 11:21:53 am »
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2011, 02:13:21 pm »
You okes losing steam? Let me remind you....

Well now...compared to the 950 ADV...

The SE is tall (I don't mind that. My 300 is taller)
The SE is very uncomfortable - my ass was reamed after 50 kms
The SE's Safari tank makes standing in the correct postion almost impossible
The SE's aftermarket windscreen rattled and wobbled like jelly, and caught me right up the nostrils
The SE's reaction to wind buffeting was disturbing
The SE's pipes burnt my leg
The SE can't go anywhere my ADV can't.

I was going to try and buy an SE. Not anymore.

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2011, 05:26:21 pm »
I had to go outside to give my SE a hug and a kiss and explain that there are bad people out there like you. Lets just hope this doesn't get out. SE's aren't just motorcycles. They have feelings and they might turn on us.
Come to think about it, you most likely had a bad ride on one 'cause of some comment you made around it. My god... what have you done!

Not mine,shes a bitch of note and bad to the bone -always have to watch your back with her! :biggrin:
Mine also has a shitty attitude - vat haar laag en sy gooi jou af broer - sy"s soos 'n steeks merrie party dae! As jy nie passop nie byt sy jou op die bal! lol
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #107 on: May 12, 2011, 05:32:24 pm »
My goodness...

It looks like the 950SE owners club might just be more touchy than the GS club ?



:peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall:

NOT a bad idea at all! :biggrin:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #108 on: May 12, 2011, 05:38:34 pm »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:

So gepraat van PAAL - Ek voel nie die SE se harde seat nie want myne is permanent hard as ek op hom ry!
Die paal, nie die seat nie!
lol
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #109 on: May 13, 2011, 10:12:18 am »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:

So gepraat van PAAL - Ek voel nie die SE se harde seat nie want myne is permanent hard as ek op hom ry!
Die paal, nie die seat nie!
lol
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Sonder die screen skiet jy seker net wind  :pot: :pot: :peepwall:
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2011, 10:37:46 am »
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)
Probably better suited for your type of riding  :imaposer:
The 800 i not even worth mentioning  :peepwall: 

As ek moet kies tussen n SE en n 800 vat ek n TW 200....
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #111 on: May 13, 2011, 12:48:27 pm »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:

So gepraat van PAAL - Ek voel nie die SE se harde seat nie want myne is permanent hard as ek op hom ry!
Die paal, nie die seat nie!
lol
 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
 :peepwall:

+1

Beste bike ooit, ma jy moet ballas he om hom te kan enjoy  :pot:
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2011, 05:30:20 pm »
Farken hilarious fred...   :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #113 on: June 01, 2011, 08:53:02 am »
ok, so the kark SE....

how much better off road than the ADV? seriously? whats the big diff?
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #114 on: June 01, 2011, 08:57:28 am »
ok, so the kark SE....

how much better off road than the ADV? seriously? whats the big diff?
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #115 on: June 01, 2011, 09:58:10 am »
twatwaffle.....
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #116 on: June 01, 2011, 10:15:54 am »
cool thread this , 8)keep it comming :peepwall:
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1 = tar
2 = good gravel /pillian friendly
3 = interspersed with sand, mud, sand , bush / not pillian friendly
4 = lots of sand, technical riding 5 = expert only
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #117 on: June 01, 2011, 05:36:01 pm »
twatwaffle.....
Who you calling a twatwaffle ? :angry4:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #118 on: June 01, 2011, 05:40:46 pm »
take yer pick :pot:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #119 on: June 01, 2011, 05:49:36 pm »
I've heard that the SE's like to break their swingarms. Is this a known call-back issue?