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Offline Kerritz

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2011, 12:43:07 pm »
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2011, 12:59:47 pm »
Jy like darem van boknai gesels!!! gaan koop eerder vir jou fokkin Mahindra bakkie en skryf vir ons n report oor hoeveel beter jy dink dit as n nuwe Cruiser is !!!!


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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2011, 01:00:17 pm »
Dont say it is kark.. every time I see one now I am not gonna drool  :drif:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2011, 02:00:52 pm »
Ja Boet, it's not for sissies. If You want comfort use your car. ::)
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2011, 02:10:17 pm »
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2011, 02:11:47 pm »
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc

Yip they are terrible things,worst bike i`ve ever ridden!
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2011, 02:13:45 pm »
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc

Yip they are terrible things,worst bike i`ve ever ridden!

I will trade you. One "k@k" bike for another "k@k" bike....

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2011, 02:18:03 pm »
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2011, 02:19:02 pm »
 :biggrin:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2011, 02:20:41 pm »
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc

Yip they are terrible things,worst bike i`ve ever ridden!

Ya next thing they are going to tell us our KDX's are kak. (Dan ry ons hulle almal weer in hulle moere by die Winterburg)

Horses for courses I say but would like to hear what other owners of the bike have to say about his points, just for interest sake.
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2011, 02:22:30 pm »
KDX`s are also shit,probably the 2nd worst bike i`ve ever ridden! :biggrin:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2011, 02:28:09 pm »
Just glad people are making fun of you SE okes for a bit and laying off the 1200GS guys.

We almost started getting a complex....  ;D

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2011, 02:29:41 pm »
Just glad people are making fun of you SE okes for a bit and laying off the 1200GS guys.

We almost started getting a complex....  ;D

We always had one cos our bikes break down every time we ride!
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2011, 02:30:21 pm »
Die enigste kak ding aan n SE is die briekmerk in jou ATGATT as jy sy oor draai  :peepwall:
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2011, 02:31:33 pm »
Just glad people are making fun of you SE okes for a bit and laying off the 1200GS guys.

We almost started getting a complex....  ;D

We always had one cos our bikes break down every time we ride!

Just as well because I hear the seat is k@k....  :imaposer:

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2011, 02:31:59 pm »
moere by die Winterburg)

Horses for courses I say but would like to hear what other owners of the bike have to say about his points, just for interest sake.

Comparing a naked bike to a touring bit is stupid. What are the big differences, the standard gearing is better, the suspension is better, much lighter, 140 rear rim saves cash on tyres.

Plus it is much sexier   :biggrin:



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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2011, 02:33:25 pm »
I'm busy listening to 'Down with the sickness' by Disturbed...   ROCKING tune!!!!   :headbang:
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2011, 03:08:25 pm »
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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2011, 03:21:32 pm »
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I see a tube frame and no seat. Can't be that bad? :thumleft:
 

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Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2011, 03:36:22 pm »
Jy moet soos n bobejaan sit op die ding om jou bene te brand met die zorst....