Brakpan girl goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits.
"How many children?" asks the assessor?
"Ten" replies the Brakpan girl,
"Ten?" exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
"What are their names?"
"Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie and Kosie "
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Brakpan girl. "It's great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout Kosie, YOUR SUPPER'S READY or Kosie GO TO
BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
"That's easy," says the Brakpan girl... "I just use their surnames"
How do you know you're staying in a Brakpan Motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk
replies: 'Go ahead'.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Brakpan to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Brakpan murder:
1. The DNA is all the same
2. There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Brakpanner (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been
called a teethbrush)
A new Brakpan law was just recently passed...
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Brakpan Mayor's mansion burned down?
'Ja, almost took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss
too. Both books went poof . . .. Up in flames
And the Mayor hadn't even finished colouring one of them!'
Brakpan Pick-up lines:
1. "Your pretty eyes is laaik spanners... Evrie taaim I looks at you, my
nuts taaiten"
2. " Jou Pa se tollie moes seker 'n chillie gewees het, want jy's hot!!"
What do you call a woman wearing a white tracksuit in Brakpan on a Saturday
afternoon?
The bride ....
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