Author Topic: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke (Read 189270 times)

Jacobsroodt · « **Reply #1100 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:59:55 pm »

As die Bellamy Brothers van Brakpan was...

Gérrard · « **Reply #1101 on:** July 15, 2020, 08:01:13 pm »

DUSTRIDERS · « **Reply #1102 on:** July 16, 2020, 02:36:26 pm »

Quote from: Jacobsroodt on July 12, 2020, 08:59:55 pm

As die Bellamy Brothers van Brakpan was...

Those two on the right was actually born in Namibia.

trevo · « **Reply #1103 on:** July 16, 2020, 02:46:58 pm »

Eintlik n baie hartseer storie, Google Drisie en Casie twins,

DUSTRIDERS · « **Reply #1104 on:** July 16, 2020, 02:50:07 pm »

Eintlik n baie hartseer storie, Google Drisie en Casie twins,

Baie hartseer ja.

Ri · « **Reply #1105 on:** July 16, 2020, 08:00:58 pm »

Quote from: ChrisL - DUSTRIDERS on July 16, 2020, 02:50:07 pm

Eintlik n baie hartseer storie, Google Drisie en Casie twins,

Baie hartseer ja.

Lyk of dit 'n gelukkige einde het: http://hermanverwey.blogspot.com/2012/01/two-kindly-jovial-fellows.html

luv2ride · « **Reply #1106 on:** August 15, 2020, 08:38:53 am »

Antique shop in Brakpan

Jacobsroodt · « **Reply #1107 on:** August 17, 2020, 04:12:31 pm »

The Bellamy Brothers het ook 'n happy ending:

The Bellamy Brothers live in Darby, Florida, on a 200-acre ranch, where they raise Brahman cattle and quarter horses, with three generations of their family living in the compound.[44]

In 2020 the brothers partnered with a Florida medical cannabis company to produce a signature line of cannabis products named "Old Hippie Stash".[45] Said David: "[Cannabis has] helped Howard and me on many levels. There was a stigma for so long, but now people are talking about it seriously and considering cannabis as an alternative for stress, anxiety, pain management and many other health factors."

Mr Zog · « **Reply #1108 on:** August 18, 2020, 02:22:29 am »

Quote from: Jacobsroodt on August 17, 2020, 04:12:31 pm

The Bellamy Brothers het ook 'n happy ending:

The Bellamy Brothers live in Darby, Florida, on a 200-acre ranch, where they raise Brahman cattle and quarter horses, with three generations of their family living in the compound.[44]

In 2020 the brothers partnered with a Florida medical cannabis company to produce a signature line of cannabis products named "Old Hippie Stash".[45] Said David: "[Cannabis has] helped Howard and me on many levels. There was a stigma for so long, but now people are talking about it seriously and considering cannabis as an alternative for stress, anxiety, pain management and many other health factors."

That is only about 120 miles from where I live in Palm Bay (over on the right)...

Hmmm....

Jacobsroodt · « **Reply #1109 on:** August 18, 2020, 10:02:37 am »

Mooi man! Now you know where to get your "Old Hippie Stash".

Jacobsroodt · « **Reply #1110 on:** August 18, 2020, 10:03:14 am »

I went to a fight in Brakpan the other night and a braai broke out...

ZK1 · « **Reply #1111 on:** August 18, 2020, 10:27:22 am »

Hy: "Waar kan ek kom....?"
Sy: "Net nie in my mond nie, eks nog besig om te rook"

Jacobsroodt · « **Reply #1112 on:** December 02, 2020, 10:24:31 am »

Boksburg - naby genoeg☺

Kuifie · « **Reply #1113 on:** December 04, 2020, 06:07:59 pm »

RobLH · « **Reply #1114 on:** December 04, 2020, 06:59:48 pm »

Grunder · « **Reply #1115 on:** December 14, 2020, 08:55:12 am »

Blou Zebu · « **Reply #1116 on:** December 14, 2020, 10:22:42 am »

Quote from: Grunder on December 14, 2020, 08:55:12 am

Making a joke of kindermishandeling and violence against women in one go!

Kortbroek · « **Reply #1117 on:** February 16, 2021, 03:19:50 pm »

Brakpan: Car Tuning Advice Needed

Hey guys,

I've got a 2013 D4D . I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves.

We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the exhaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.

I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 10KG bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises.

We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.

Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Toyota`s

Bill the Bong · « **Reply #1118 on:** February 16, 2021, 06:09:38 pm »

One of my guys came to my house (maybe 18 years ago). Had a Sentra which wasn't running too lekker. He previously tried servicing it himself, but didn't tighten the air filter. He had the car in a game reserve. Got a couple of small stones and grass in the carb. I fished some out, but there were 2 slippery pebbles on the butterfly that I could not get to. Send him to ask my wife for more coffee. When he left, I started the Sentra and opened the butterfly completely. Pebbles no more...

Told him to trade it on a bakkie.

bartman · « **Reply #1119 on:** February 16, 2021, 08:38:53 pm »

Quote from: Bill the Bong on February 16, 2021, 06:09:38 pm

One of my guys came to my house (maybe 18 years ago). Had a Sentra which wasn't running too lekker. He previously tried servicing it himself, but didn't tighten the air filter. He had the car in a game reserve. Got a couple of small stones and grass in the carb. I fished some out, but there were 2 slippery pebbles on the butterfly that I could not get to. Send him to ask my wife for more coffee. When he left, I started the Sentra and opened the butterfly completely. Pebbles no more...

Told him to trade it on a bakkie.

Light metallic blue Sentra? He later bought a Toyota and then emigrated to Oz?....