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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2011, 08:31:26 pm »
Brakpan Leeuloop

"If the left side of your brain control the right side of your body, only left handed people are in the right mind"
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2011, 11:13:03 pm »
Brakpan Leeuloop



That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen !!!!!!!!!

Jirre, ek het nou lekker gelag!!!!

Thanks!!!

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #62 on: September 09, 2011, 08:38:49 am »
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #63 on: September 15, 2011, 03:02:07 am »
​​​Dear Dr Phil

I'm 13years old and live in Brakpan and I'm still not pregnant....
Do you think my brothers are gay??

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2011, 12:58:38 pm »
1. Die Halloween pampoen op jou stoep het meer tande as jou cherry.?
2. Jou 12 jarige dogter mag rook voor haar kinders. ?
3. Jy is al 3 keer getroud maar jou skoonouers bly dieselfde. ?
4. Jack Daniels is op jou lys van mense wat jy graag wil ontmoet. ?
5. Jou vrou se hare het al vasgesit in die ceiling fan. ?
6. Jy het al n vuurhoutjie gestrike in jou huis en net die wiele het oorgebly na die ontploffing. ?
7. Jy kan nie met jou sweetheart trou nie omdat die wet dit verbied. ?
8. Jy het een volledige stel koppies en almal sꠗimpy. ?
9. Die grootste dorp wat jy al in was, is Boys Town. ?
10. Jou bure dink jy is n speurder, want die polisie bring jou altyd huistoe!

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"If the left side of your brain control the right side of your body, only left handed people are in the right mind"
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2011, 01:23:47 pm »
Jy dink dat by jou laaste kamp die Eenheids bevelvoerder .. Captain Morgan was
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #66 on: September 20, 2011, 01:30:57 pm »
1. Die Halloween pampoen op jou stoep het meer tande as jou cherry.?
2. Jou 12 jarige dogter mag rook voor haar kinders. ?
3. Jy is al 3 keer getroud maar jou skoonouers bly dieselfde. ?
4. Jack Daniels is op jou lys van mense wat jy graag wil ontmoet. ?
5. Jou vrou se hare het al vasgesit in die ceiling fan. ?
6. Jy het al n vuurhoutjie gestrike in jou huis en net die wiele het oorgebly na die ontploffing. ?
7. Jy kan nie met jou sweetheart trou nie omdat die wet dit verbied. ?
8. Jy het een volledige stel koppies en almal sꠗimpy. ?
9. Die grootste dorp wat jy al in was, is Boys Town. ?
10. Jou bure dink jy is n speurder, want die polisie bring jou altyd huistoe!

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Now that was Funny.
Mesmerising stuff?!?
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #67 on: September 20, 2011, 07:53:36 pm »
Jy dink dat by jou laaste kamp die Eenheids bevelvoerder .. Captain Morgan was
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"If the left side of your brain control the right side of your body, only left handed people are in the right mind"
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #68 on: September 22, 2011, 12:40:09 pm »
Wat het Brakpan se k@kplaas wat geen ander dorp het nie?  n duikplank en lifeguard

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #69 on: September 22, 2011, 12:45:12 pm »
As n brakpan inwoner sy buure wil beindruk,
dan smeer hy vaseline op sy lippe sodat sy buurman moet dink hulle het gisteraand tjoppies geeet.
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #70 on: September 22, 2011, 12:52:52 pm »
Die blonde kom ingestap by die dry cleaners in Brakpan en sÍ: "I can wants
you to be cleaning this stain on my skirt, sir..."

Die dude verstaan nie so lekker haar aksent nie, en haak haar: "Come
again?"

Sy reply "No sir, its mustard this time"
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2011, 08:15:55 am »
In Brakpan kry die ou nie n meisie nie, hy kry n beurt!
En dan, die enigste manier om iemand te kry om te vry, is om na n familie reunie toe te gaan...

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #72 on: September 27, 2011, 11:43:43 am »
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #74 on: September 30, 2011, 03:53:59 pm »
mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa uitstekend
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #75 on: September 30, 2011, 04:13:39 pm »
Die Brakpan laaitie is so arm sy pa maak hom op die gras kak om die bure te laat dink hulle het groot honde.
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #76 on: September 30, 2011, 04:32:11 pm »
Police can't solve murders in Brakpan
No teeth and the DNA is all the same  :thumleft:
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #77 on: October 01, 2011, 08:21:44 am »
What do you call a chick in a white nylon tracksuit in Brakpan......... the bride :biggrin:
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #78 on: October 01, 2011, 08:33:16 am »
In Brakpan dra die hippies nog safari suits.
 

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #79 on: October 01, 2011, 03:46:47 pm »
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