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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #80 on: October 04, 2011, 01:59:35 pm »
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #81 on: October 14, 2011, 08:32:21 am »
Jy weet jy is van brakpan wanneer:
Jy toiletpapier hergebruik
Jou ma meer skeer as jou pa
Jy jag vanuit jou kamervenster
Jou pa saam jou skool toe stap want julle is in dieselfde graad
Jou idee van 'n "loaded" skottelgoedwasser is om jou vrou dronk te kry
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #82 on: October 14, 2011, 08:33:27 am »
Daar in Brakpan hoerskool sukkel die ouens maar met engels. Die hele skool skryf hul 2de taal eindvraestel in die saal. Toe hulle klaar geskryf het, vra Jannie vir Koos: "Jes Koos hoe lyk jou leeu?" Koos antw: "Watse leeu???" Janie se: "Onder aan die vraestel staan 'draw a line'!"

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #83 on: October 14, 2011, 09:03:35 am »
Daar in Brakpan hoerskool sukkel die ouens maar met engels. Die hele skool skryf hul 2de taal eindvraestel in die saal. Toe hulle klaar geskryf het, vra Jannie vir Koos: "Jes Koos hoe lyk jou leeu?" Koos antw: "Watse leeu???" Janie se: "Onder aan die vraestel staan 'draw a line'!"

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #84 on: October 16, 2011, 09:28:49 am »
In Brakpan anal sex is a lot like your first hiding, you don't want it but your dad gives it to you anyway.

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #85 on: October 16, 2011, 10:13:31 am »
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #86 on: October 16, 2011, 02:18:51 pm »
Hoekom drink die grootmense so baie by 'n Brakpan braai ?



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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #87 on: October 16, 2011, 06:02:52 pm »
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #88 on: October 20, 2011, 07:34:54 am »
Brakpan couple walking out of the divorce court. The wife is crying her
heart out!
Husband says : Oh for f***'s sake stop crying, you're still my sister!!!X_X

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #89 on: October 21, 2011, 07:56:29 am »
Wat is die verskil tussen ander dorpe se damme en Brakpan s’n? Die ander het nie n duikplank nie!


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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #90 on: October 25, 2011, 04:58:47 pm »
Brakpan vorm een hoek van die tappet triangle :biggrin:
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #91 on: October 25, 2011, 06:17:48 pm »
Liewe Dr,   
My pa en ek woon  in 'n woonstel en ons het 'n radio en 'n TV. Hy is 'n wewenaar en ek is ongetroud. Onder ons woon 'n weduwee en haar dogter, sonder 'n radio of TV. Hul kom kyk gereeld by ons en ek raak toe verlief op die weduwee. Ons trou toe uiteindelik.
Intussen raak my pa verlief op die dogter en hulle trou toe ook.
Net daar begin my probleme. Omdat my pa met die dogter van my vrou getroud is, (ook my dogter), is my dogter nou my ma. Ek is ook terselfdertyd haar pa, omdat ek met haar ma getroud is. Verder is my pa my vrou se skoonseun en ek is dus sy skoonpa odat ek met die ma van sy vrou getroud is...

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #92 on: October 25, 2011, 08:50:50 pm »
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #93 on: October 27, 2011, 10:59:57 am »
Jannie steek sy sussie Sannie agter die garage
Sannie se vir Jannie
"Jy steek beter as pa"
Jannie se
"Ja ma se ook so"

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #94 on: October 27, 2011, 11:49:00 am »
Jannie steek sy sussie Sannie agter die garage
Sannie se vir Jannie
"Jy steek beter as pa"
Jannie se
"Ja ma se ook so"

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #95 on: October 28, 2011, 02:41:41 pm »
The difference between Brakpan chicks and Sandton ladies?

In Sandton the diamonds are real and the Orgasms fake.
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2011, 02:49:21 pm »
Jannie steek sy sussie Sannie agter die garage
Sannie se vir Jannie
"Jy steek beter as pa"
Jannie se
"Ja ma se ook so"

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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #97 on: October 31, 2011, 03:45:57 pm »
Brakpan girl se ma op die vooraand van haar troue: "my kind,  jy weet dat more aand gaan Hendrik sy kosbaarste besitting wil insit waar jy piepie...."  Dogter: "Ag ma!  hou op kak praat!!  Hoe gaan hy sy bike in die wasbak kry....


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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #98 on: October 31, 2011, 03:52:23 pm »
Wie sal wen as die Mini en die Ford XR6 dice deur die Brakpan tonnel?

Die Mini natuurlik, die ou met die Ford XR6 gaan eers in die tonnel stop en op die mure verf "Jou ma se P**s" :imaposer:
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Re: Brakpan...............gooi jou beste Brakpan joke
« Reply #99 on: October 31, 2011, 04:58:52 pm »
What’s the difference between an easy girl and a Brakpan girl?
-An easy girl says you can and the Brakpan girl says you all can.

Why do Brakpanners like the doggie position?
-That way they can both watch the wrestling.

What do Brakpanners call ductape?
-Chrome.

What’s the difference between an ordinary zoo a Brakpan zoo?
-On the cage in an ordinary zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Brakpan zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

Did you hear about the Brakpan guy who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
-She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.

What’s the most popular pick up line in Brakpan?
-Nice tooth!

How do you know when your staying in an Brakpan hotel?
-When you call the front desk and say “I’ve got a leak in my basin” and the person at the front desk says “go ahead.”

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