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Re: I am an IDIOT. WARNING : GRAPHIC PHOTO CONTENT !
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2011, 05:25:41 pm »
Blixem mater, dit lyk seer. Duur les daardie. Sterkte met die herstelproses :o
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Re: I am an IDIOT. WARNING : GRAPHIC PHOTO CONTENT !
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2011, 05:33:11 pm »
My Vok

Those are expensive School Fees

Get well soon
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2011, 05:47:30 pm »
maybe time to change your name from Hando to Thumbo
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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2011, 05:58:23 pm »
Nice RR! :laughing4: :imaposer: :ricky:
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Re: I am an IDIOT. WARNING : GRAPHIC PHOTO CONTENT !
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2011, 06:14:41 pm »
Eina, ek hoop jy het sterk pyn pille en ek hoop daai dium van jou raak gou beter. :o
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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2011, 06:17:12 pm »
Exact repeat of something I read on the GIXXER thread!!!!

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« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2011, 06:22:45 pm »
Msp is all I can say, holy crap that must have hurt, hope you heal well Thumbo!
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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2011, 06:29:34 pm »
n Ketting is niemand se speelmaat nie, 30 jaar terug het die bike skollies mekaar daarmee geslaan. Gou herstel Hando, en onthou, niks stupid daaromtrent nie, gebeur voor jy wis.
 

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Re: I am an IDIOT. WARNING : GRAPHIC PHOTO CONTENT !
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2011, 06:35:09 pm »
I always oil my chain like that and every time I think, what would happen if I was stupid enough to get too close to the chain. Now I know.

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« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2011, 06:36:24 pm »
I can laugh cos i`ve done similar stupid shit! ;D
Hope it heals quick! You will never do that again......I`m pretty sure!
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Re: I am an IDIOT. WARNING : GRAPHIC PHOTO CONTENT !
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2011, 06:43:39 pm »
Eish dude not lekker hey flip i sommer got goosebumps now, hope it heals well. Ok well not even goosebumps, it's the horries. Maybe thats why some people build bikes with shaft drive..
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2011, 06:52:42 pm »
Eina bliksem.

Ek het vir jare my ketting so (in 1ste rat) met lube gespuit totdat daar eendag vir my n liggie opgegaan het en ek besef het hoe gevaarlik dit is.  Nooit weer nie.

Sterkte ek hoop jy kan gou weerry.
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« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2011, 06:55:49 pm »
 :o
 

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« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2011, 06:58:25 pm »
Hando toe ek by die gedeelte kom waar jou vinger "crunch" toe squeal ek al klaar!

Ek is nou op my foon. Is dit jou duim se been wat daar uitsteek?

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Re: I am an IDIOT. WARNING : GRAPHIC PHOTO CONTENT !
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2011, 07:11:16 pm »
So many (including me) have come so close to that and not been caught, I am in engineering I have learnt a respect for all things rotating :-[

Angle grinders, circular saws and chain saws scare me :(

Grind with a grinding disc, cut with a cutting disc for the right material please an exploding disc is UGLY :'(
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« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2011, 07:16:13 pm »
Dude, you were lucky, doff, but lucky.....at a GS Challenge one year, a GS 650 Dakar rider did the same, he LOST THREE fingers.......OFF!!!!!
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« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2011, 07:18:22 pm »
My OOM het my op 13 jaar geleer enigiets met n Motor (Elktries of anders) Benodig MOERSE respek.
Mesmerising stuff?!?
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« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2011, 07:22:19 pm »
Dude, you were lucky, doff, but lucky.....at a GS Challenge one year, a GS 650 Dakar rider did the same, he LOST THREE fingers.......OFF!!!!!

So he had new chain and sprockets, plus tension :peepwall:
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« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2011, 07:26:26 pm »
Could have been worse,

It could have been ME!
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« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2011, 07:42:41 pm »
Ok.  I agree.  You're an idiot.   I'm glad you still have all your fingers.  Look after yourself.